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[Martok]

The path to righteousness begins with comfortable footwear and a clean pair of shorts.

That is some eminently quotable shit right there. 

[skeptical.platypus]

It's hard to be righteous when you're chafing.

[Gusington]

^Shouldn't that be 'it's hard to be chafing when you're righteous?' Or 'it's chafing to be hard when you're righteous?' Or 'it's righteous to be chafing when you're hard?'

[Staggerwing]

^Shouldn't that be 'it's hard to be chafing when you're righteous?' Or 'it's chafing to be hard when you're righteous?' Or 'it's righteous to be chafing when you're hard?'

Somehow I think that if you start with 'Hard', then add 'Chafing' you will find that pretty soon 'Hard' will have 'Lefteous' the building.

[Gusington]

Only with some bad luck.

[GDS_Starfury]

what other kind is there?

[Gusington]

Bad luck, my kind of luck and good luck.

[skeptical.platypus]

^Shouldn't that be 'it's hard to be chafing when you're righteous?' Or 'it's chafing to be hard when you're righteous?' Or 'it's righteous to be chafing when you're hard?'

Yes, only around Olivia Wilde, and I believe that explains cocaine.

[skeptical.platypus]

Alas, the Timberline Power Lounger article is out of my network.