Putin. The Legendary Hockey Player

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Atilla60

May 12, 2014, 08:01:48 PM
Putin, you know the KGB guy in Russia - who doesn't have a Napoleon complex the size of Asia - strikes on the ice.
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Staggerwing

#1
May 12, 2014, 08:19:18 PM
Putin's PR squad is getting absolutely surreal. How long before he shows up ballet dancing in the Bolshoi wearing only heroic tights and an AKM slung over his shoulder?
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GDS_Starfury

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May 12, 2014, 09:35:32 PM
ummmm, he already did that like 6 years ago.
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Airborne Rifles

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May 13, 2014, 06:53:16 AM
Yeah, The Atlantic did a spread on him back in 2011: http://www.theatlantic.com/infocus/2011/09/vladimir-putin-action-man/100147/. The one thing I will say for him is that it seems he actually does get out and do all these things. He would make a perfect Bond villain. Oh, and his personal photographer is the former Miss Moscow.

Some of the highlights from the article:








And the photographer:

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May 13, 2014, 07:00:58 AM Last Edit: October 23, 2014, 10:59:10 PM by eyebiter
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bayonetbrant

#5
May 13, 2014, 08:07:45 AM
Maybe *he* should've suited up for the Russian Olympic team.

Unless he's like every other Russian out there - allergic to defense.
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Airborne Rifles

#6
May 13, 2014, 09:19:07 AM
In Putinist Russia, defense attacks you!

Centurion40

#7
May 13, 2014, 01:23:22 PM
If this doesn't just scream "Bond villian!!":

Any time is a good time for pie.

Gusington

#8
May 13, 2014, 01:28:40 PM
I really do get the inkling that he is modeling himself after multiple Bond villains.
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Martok

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May 13, 2014, 02:49:11 PM
Quote from: Centurion40 on May 13, 2014, 01:23:22 PM
If this doesn't just scream "Bond villian!!":


I was thinking the same thing!  All he needs is a white-furred cat, and the image would be complete. 

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undercovergeek

#10
May 13, 2014, 03:11:23 PM
two top buttons?

got to be a baddie

Gusington

#11
May 13, 2014, 03:28:22 PM
He could use some elevator shoes too. I'll lend him a pair.
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Airborne Rifles

#12
May 13, 2014, 05:57:56 PM
Quote from: Gusington on May 13, 2014, 03:28:22 PM
He could use some elevator shoes too. I'll lend him a pair.

Very sporting of you.

GDS_Starfury

#13
May 13, 2014, 09:16:35 PM
hes reaching for new karmic heights.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Mr. Bigglesworth

#14
May 14, 2014, 12:27:45 AM
First post with new smileys.  :crazy2:

The photographer chick has sexy lips. The hair is whacked.

65 billion $ gets him a lot of whatever. Richest head of state in the history of the world. Maybe he should have 50 lbs of gangsta bling hanging from his neck.
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