Rebel Alliance? Or Galactic Empire?

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MetalDog

May 20, 2014, 10:24:08 PM
BuzzFeed can take any productive day and turn it into a total loss.  Here's a quiz.  Rebel Alliance or Galactic Empire?  I'm a Rebel.


http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/would-you-actually-be-in-the-galactic-empire-or-rebel-allian
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TheCommandTent

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May 21, 2014, 05:50:44 AM
I got Rebel Alliance



Also, why do I have the feeling that was not so much a Star Wars quiz as a survey from the NSA, CIA, FBI, DHS etc to see who they need to keep an eye on...... ???
"No wants, no needs, we weren't meant for that, none of us.  Man stagnates if he has no ambition, no desire to be more than he is."

skeptical.platypus

#2
May 21, 2014, 07:02:17 AM
I insist on playing The Imperial March, quietly in the background every time I meet with a new employee, and also changed my CEO's ringtone to the March when he previously complained about it being the Stones' Gimme Shelter.

I'm not a OnePercenter, but I play one in my head. I don't need buzzfeed to tell me who's rebel scum!

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steve58

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May 21, 2014, 07:41:26 AM
Quote from: TheCommandTent on May 21, 2014, 05:50:44 AM
Also, why do I have the feeling that was not so much a Star Wars quiz as a survey from the NSA, CIA, FBI, DHS etc to see who they need to keep an eye on...... ???

^This.
Government is not the solution to our problem—government is the problem.   Ronald Reagan
The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not.   Thomas Jefferson
During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act.   George Orwell  The truth is quiet...It's the lies that are loud.   Jesus Revolution
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Gusington

#4
May 21, 2014, 08:01:53 AM
I'm a little short to be a storm trooper.
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Martok

#5
May 21, 2014, 10:56:36 AM
Quote from: Gusington on May 21, 2014, 08:01:53 AM
I'm a little short to be a storm trooper.
LOL!  And Gus goes back on my sig line.  ;D 

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skeptical.platypus

#6
May 21, 2014, 02:20:33 PM
Quote from: TheCommandTent on May 21, 2014, 05:50:44 AM
I got Rebel Alliance



Also, why do I have the feeling that was not so much a Star Wars quiz as a survey from the NSA, CIA, FBI, DHS etc to see who they should recruit...... ???

Fixed it for ya.  O0
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undercovergeek

#7
May 21, 2014, 02:49:42 PM
Quote from: Gusington on May 21, 2014, 08:01:53 AM
I'm a little short to be a storm trooper.

Bravo sir

W8taminute

#8
May 21, 2014, 05:12:46 PM
Empire ftw
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Gusington

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May 21, 2014, 05:42:05 PM
YES! I'm back, baby.
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We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

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mirth

#10
May 21, 2014, 06:03:59 PM
All those questions about taxes and galactic governance reminded me far too much of the prequel trilogy. I gave up and didn't finish the quiz.
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TheCommandTent

#11
May 21, 2014, 09:40:12 PM
Quote from: mirth on May 21, 2014, 06:03:59 PM
All those questions about taxes and galactic governance reminded me far too much of the prequel trilogy. I gave up and didn't finish the quiz.

What prequel trilogy? ...  >:(
"No wants, no needs, we weren't meant for that, none of us.  Man stagnates if he has no ambition, no desire to be more than he is."

GDS_Starfury

#12
May 21, 2014, 09:52:15 PM
Quote from: Martok on May 21, 2014, 10:56:36 AM
Quote from: Gusington on May 21, 2014, 08:01:53 AM
I'm a little short to be a storm trooper.
LOL!  And Gus goes back on my sig line.  ;D

fuck!  as I read it I knew I wanted it.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

MetalDog

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May 21, 2014, 10:05:12 PM
Quote from: TheCommandTent on May 21, 2014, 05:50:44 AM
I got Rebel Alliance



Also, why do I have the feeling that was not so much a Star Wars quiz as a survey from the NSA, CIA, FBI, DHS etc to see who they need to keep an eye on...... ???

I got that feeling, too, but a) I was going to finish that thing no matter what and 2) we are all already on a list just for being here.  Don't kid yourself otherwise.
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

GDS_Starfury

#14
May 21, 2014, 10:07:42 PM
when they came for Martok I said nothing because I wasnt a Martok.
when they came for Mirth I said nothing because he gave me something that required a Z-pak.
when they came for Gus I hid him in an attic in Amtersterdam.
and when they came for JH I got some popcorn.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

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