News from Ukraine Conflict

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Staggerwing

#75
May 30, 2014, 06:27:55 PM
She looks like the girl from one of those Vampire: the Something-or-other games.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

GDS_Starfury

#76
May 30, 2014, 08:37:46 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on May 30, 2014, 05:29:20 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on May 30, 2014, 03:18:26 PMhoogling

I soooooo don't want to know what that is

a "smart phone" typo.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Staggerwing

#77
May 30, 2014, 08:41:08 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on May 30, 2014, 08:37:46 PM
a "smart phone" typo.

Is that like sexting a Thai girl only to find out... ?
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

GDS_Starfury

#78
May 30, 2014, 08:46:37 PM
how do you think I really met Mirth?
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

BanzaiCat

#79
May 31, 2014, 10:09:29 AM
Which one of you is from Thailand, though?

eyebiter

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#80
June 08, 2014, 08:27:13 AM Last Edit: October 23, 2014, 10:40:32 PM by eyebiter
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mirth

#81
June 08, 2014, 08:49:34 AM
As an added bonus, simply running the engine creates an effective smoke screen.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Staggerwing

#82
June 08, 2014, 09:06:52 AM
Getting that hulk to move will take a lot more than just getting the engines running. Any bets that it sheds a track after only a few hundred feet and a turn or two?
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

mirth

#83
June 08, 2014, 09:15:31 AM
I bet it will shed a track just getting off that base it's mounted on.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

GDS_Starfury

#84
June 08, 2014, 09:16:27 AM
in Soviet Russia track sheds you!
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Gusington

#85
June 08, 2014, 03:59:55 PM
Jesus...I can smell that from here.
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

mirth

#86
June 08, 2014, 04:28:38 PM
Quote from: Gusington on June 08, 2014, 03:59:55 PM
Jesus...I can smell that from here.
Sorry I had a couple of burritos for lunch.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Gusington

#87
June 08, 2014, 05:10:59 PM
I think you've had enough.
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

Centurion40

#88
June 13, 2014, 08:52:52 AM
The Uks are claiming that Russian armour crossed into Luhansk.  The Russkies are denying it.

http://www.cnn.com/2014/06/12/world/europe/ukraine-russia-crisis/index.html?hpt=wo_c2
Any time is a good time for pie.

skeptical.platypus

#89
June 13, 2014, 09:05:00 PM
Quote from: Centurion40 on June 13, 2014, 08:52:52 AM
The Uks are claiming that Russian armour crossed into Luhansk.  The Russkies are denying it.

http://www.cnn.com/2014/06/12/world/europe/ukraine-russia-crisis/index.html?hpt=wo_c2

Good grief. It's like the russkies have no respect for the US media cycle. Let ISIS reach baghdad. THEN cross your armour. Sheesh.
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