Dad Smacks Teacher with Baseball Bat After Inappropriate Texts With Daughter

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mirth

June 08, 2014, 01:02:14 PM
42 year teacher is caught sending inappropriate texts to 15 year old female student. Teacher decides to go to the student's home to talk with father. Teacher is asked to leave, but refuses to do so   :idiot2:

http://www.newsnet5.com/news/dad-hits-perry-hall-teacher-with-baseball-bat-after-inappropriate-texts-surface-with-teen-daughter

The idiot is lucky to have gotten out with minor injuries.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Gusington

#1
June 08, 2014, 03:58:49 PM
*taking diligent notes for future use*
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mirth

#2
June 08, 2014, 05:52:22 PM Last Edit: June 08, 2014, 05:54:25 PM by mirth
Yeah, the day a 42 year old perv shows up on my door step to talk to me about his texts with my 15 year old daughter, it  isn't going to end with "minor injuries".
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Mr. Bigglesworth

#4
June 08, 2014, 06:25:02 PM
I would have busted the kneecaps.
"Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; "
- Shakespeare's Henry V, Act III, 1598

mirth

#5
June 08, 2014, 06:34:30 PM
I would have targeted a different area.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Staggerwing

#6
June 08, 2014, 06:40:31 PM
That's what the Rottweiler is for.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

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... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

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Capn Darwin

#7
June 08, 2014, 07:04:04 PM
I don't have a bat, will a katana suffice... :knuppel2:
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Staggerwing

#8
June 08, 2014, 07:05:38 PM
Quote from: Capn Darwin on June 08, 2014, 07:04:04 PM
I don't have a bat, will a katana suffice... :knuppel2:

Or even an oyster shucker...
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

GDS_Starfury

#9
June 08, 2014, 07:51:35 PM
can you imagine the news story if this had happened to one of ours? 
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Gusington

#10
June 08, 2014, 07:58:42 PM
Now that you guys mentioned it - yeah my dog would not be happy either...
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

bayonetbrant

#11
June 08, 2014, 09:52:12 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on June 08, 2014, 07:51:35 PM
can you imagine the news story if this had happened to one of ours? 


there wouldn't be one - no body, no news story
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GDS_Starfury

#12
June 08, 2014, 09:55:25 PM
good point.

I have a swamp close by...
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

mirth

#13
June 08, 2014, 10:19:20 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on June 08, 2014, 09:52:12 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on June 08, 2014, 07:51:35 PM
can you imagine the news story if this had happened to one of ours? 


there wouldn't be one - no body, no news story

exactly.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Mr. Bigglesworth

#14
June 08, 2014, 10:42:33 PM
Who? Never heard of him.
"Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; "
- Shakespeare's Henry V, Act III, 1598
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