Happy Fathers Day

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GDS_Starfury

June 15, 2014, 08:55:09 AM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Staggerwing

#1
June 15, 2014, 09:01:09 AM
Why Star, thank you, you really shouldn't have!

BTW, are you sure you gave them the directions to my new house, not the old one?
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

MetalDog

#2
June 15, 2014, 09:11:10 AM
That's outSTANDing!!!  Makes me proud to be a man and ashamed to be a father all at the same time ;)
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

mirth

#3
June 15, 2014, 10:56:39 AM
Anyone want a couple of kids? No Father's Day is complete without them!
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Capn Darwin

#4
June 15, 2014, 12:51:34 PM
To all the dads out there, thanks and enjoy the day!
Rocket Scientist by day, Game Designer by night.

Gusington

#5
June 15, 2014, 03:28:43 PM
That is better than any frickin' fathers day tie.
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

undercovergeek

#6
June 15, 2014, 03:40:15 PM
i got shower gel!

Staggerwing

#7
June 15, 2014, 03:42:09 PM
From the Austrian flight attendants?
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

mirth

#8
June 15, 2014, 03:45:29 PM
I got two kids who squabbled and whined all day :P
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Staggerwing

#9
June 15, 2014, 03:47:18 PM
Was there a gift receipt included? Then you can swap them for a 10-pack of athletic socks or something.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

mirth

#10
June 15, 2014, 03:49:52 PM
Unfortunately there's a strict no return policy.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

TheCommandTent

#11
June 15, 2014, 04:54:24 PM
Happy Fathers Day to y'all!
"No wants, no needs, we weren't meant for that, none of us.  Man stagnates if he has no ambition, no desire to be more than he is."

bob48

#12
June 15, 2014, 05:03:38 PM
Got cards and big bars of choccie off my two lads. :)
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!
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