Bacon, the alpha and omega of meats

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GDS_Starfury

#375
June 12, 2014, 10:26:50 PM
behold....



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Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

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Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

bob48

#376
June 13, 2014, 11:35:01 AM
ROFL - Corn Wrapped in Bacon.........sounds just like us. ;)
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'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

Martok

#377
June 13, 2014, 01:46:24 PM
Heh. 

Incidentally, I had a bacon-chicken melt for supper after work this morning.  It was excellent! 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

Staggerwing

#378
June 13, 2014, 06:03:31 PM
Quote from: Martok on June 13, 2014, 01:46:24 PM
Heh. 

Incidentally, I had a bacon-chicken melt for supper after work this morning.  It was excellent!


Dude, those words in bold just gave me a nasty flashback to when I worked third shift for about a year or so. It still messes with my head sometimes when I think about the feeling of hopeless disconnect from the rest of the world.   :(
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

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'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

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I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

Martok

#379
June 15, 2014, 11:58:59 AM
What's even more ironic is that I had a couple grilled-cheese-and-bacon sandwiches for supper this morning... 

(Hey, at least they were delicious.) 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

Staggerwing

#380
June 15, 2014, 02:35:58 PM
Add a few thin slices of Toh-mah-to and those sammies would be purrrfect.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

Martok

#381
June 16, 2014, 10:34:59 AM
I had to forgo the tomatoes (which I do enjoy) because of a cankersore.  :(  I get them somewhat regularly -- probably at least once every other month or so. 
"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

undercovergeek

#382
June 16, 2014, 10:36:33 AM
Quote from: Martok on June 16, 2014, 10:34:59 AM
I had to forgo the tomatoes (which I do enjoy) because of a cankersore.  :(  I get them somewhat regularly -- probably at least once every other month or so.

please god dont make me google that - is there a SFW description?

Martok

#383
June 16, 2014, 11:22:22 AM
http://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/canker-sore/basics/definition/con-20021262


Totally SFW (you can only get them in/around your mouth), but I don't recommend looking at pictures of them if you don't want to ruin your appetite (or if you just ate).  They ain't pretty.  :buck2: 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

undercovergeek

#384
June 16, 2014, 11:28:53 AM Last Edit: June 17, 2014, 02:02:20 AM by undercovergeek
ahh mouth ulcerey things - phew, thats ok

i thought it was at the other end and you were having trouble exiting tomatoes  :o

GDS_Starfury

#385
June 16, 2014, 10:48:16 PM
DUDE!!! what the fuck?! 

you soil THIS thread with that!

if I was a mod......
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

undercovergeek

#386
June 17, 2014, 02:02:57 AM
let no question go unanswered

people are wiser today thanks to Martoks post

GDS_Starfury

#387
June 17, 2014, 02:06:20 AM
be happy an internet connection seperates us.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

undercovergeek

#388
June 17, 2014, 02:07:08 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on June 17, 2014, 02:06:20 AM
be happy an internet connection seperates us.

you could send me a digital hug instead!

GDS_Starfury

#389
June 17, 2014, 02:40:19 AM
the Ministry of Hugs in run by Gus.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

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