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Tpek

#60
July 14, 2014, 10:10:14 AM
This is getting irksome when I'm in my house.
I've got to keep being fully clothed (in this horrible humidity&heat) and carry my wallet, keys and cellphone close incase another alarm sounds and I have to run for safety
(and not get accidentally locked outside my house).
Lucky for me I live in a relatively safe zone, I've got about a minute to a minute and a half since the alarm start sounding to get to a bomb shelter, or at least a safer place.

At least when I'm at work it's an excuse to stop working  >:D

Jarhead0331

#61
July 14, 2014, 11:39:29 AM
Quote from: Tpek on July 14, 2014, 10:10:14 AM
I've got to keep being fully clothed (in this horrible humidity&heat) and carry my wallet, keys and cellphone close incase another alarm sounds and I have to run for safety

What about your uzi?  Seriously, stay safe...
Grogheads Uber Alles
Semper Grog
"No beast is more alpha than JH." Gusington, 10/23/18

Tpek

#62
July 14, 2014, 11:47:12 AM
A) Not the f**** chance. Had enough of it in the army.
B) How's it going to help me not get hit by rockets/missiles/artillery or their shrapnel? :P

GDS_Starfury

#63
July 14, 2014, 11:50:33 AM
shooting back always makes one feel better.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Tpek

#64
July 14, 2014, 11:58:44 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on July 14, 2014, 11:50:33 AM
shooting back always makes one feel better.

No, it makes one crazy, likely to hit innocent people and damage property.
And get arrested.

bayonetbrant

#65
July 14, 2014, 12:00:54 PM
Quote from: Tpek on July 14, 2014, 11:58:44 AMNo, it makes one crazy, likely to hit innocent people and damage property.
And get arrested.

Or as Star calls it, "Thursday"
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

BanzaiCat

#66
July 14, 2014, 12:13:22 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on July 14, 2014, 12:00:54 PM
Quote from: Tpek on July 14, 2014, 11:58:44 AMNo, it makes one crazy, likely to hit innocent people and damage property.
And get arrested.

Or as Star calls it, "Thursday"

More like, 1:00 - 1:15 on Thursday.

Tpek

#67
July 14, 2014, 01:32:50 PM
Mind you today there were reports of us shooting down Palestinian UAVs that intruded into Israel,
and the Hamas itself claims to have sent a wing of armed drones to Tel Aviv.

Ron Perlman couldn't be any more wrong, war does indeed change.

GDS_Starfury

#68
July 14, 2014, 01:58:42 PM
with an Uzi you could be the first guy on your block to shoot down a hamas drone.  O0
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Tpek

#69
July 14, 2014, 02:51:04 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on July 14, 2014, 01:58:42 PM
with an Uzi you could be the first guy on your block to shoot down a hamas drone.  O0

With the tiny effective range of an Uzi???????

GDS_Starfury

#70
July 14, 2014, 02:53:09 PM
get a Galil.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

bayonetbrant

#71
July 15, 2014, 05:18:51 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Tpek

#72
July 15, 2014, 08:19:46 AM
Well, this is going great.
This morning was supposed to be a cease-fire.
Our side indeed decided to abide by the agreement, but apparently the Hamas hasn't heard that it agreed to the cease-fire as well.

So the day was pretty much wasted only getting shot at and "wondering" (because no one but our damn politicians was any surprised by this) why are we still getting bombarded...

BanzaiCat

#73
July 15, 2014, 09:52:44 AM
I say we nuke Hamas from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Tpek

#74
July 15, 2014, 10:01:34 AM
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on July 15, 2014, 09:52:44 AM
I say we nuke Hamas from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

And ourselves as well in the process?   :))
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