News from Ukraine Conflict

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GDS_Starfury

#375
August 18, 2014, 02:47:46 PM
Dont underestimate our Army trained battle midget.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Gusington

#376
August 19, 2014, 07:36:24 AM
I am ready. Got my helmet on. Even got pants.
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

JasonPratt

#377
August 19, 2014, 07:43:05 AM
...I find your lack of a second 'on' disturbing.
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LongBlade

#378
August 19, 2014, 08:24:30 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on August 18, 2014, 02:47:46 PM
Dont underestimate our Army trained battle midget.

Please. BattleDwarfTM.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Gusington

#379
August 19, 2014, 11:18:44 AM
Thank you. Now get out of my way before I ax your balls.

Jason I left out that 2nd 'on' for the reason you are probably suspecting (fearing)...
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

BanzaiCat

#380
August 19, 2014, 05:16:17 PM
Quote from: Gusington on August 19, 2014, 11:18:44 AM
Thank you. Now get out of my way before I ax your balls.


What interrogative statement were you going to inquire of his scrotal area?

GDS_Starfury

#381
August 19, 2014, 05:28:41 PM
its Gus, he likes low hanging fruit.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

bayonetbrant

#382
August 19, 2014, 05:30:22 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on August 19, 2014, 05:28:41 PMits Gus, he likes is low hanging fruit.

Fixed it for you
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"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

BanzaiCat

#383
August 19, 2014, 05:36:09 PM


...and to get this sorta back on track...

LongBlade

#384
August 19, 2014, 07:05:52 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on August 19, 2014, 05:28:41 PM
its Gus, he likes low hanging fruit.

Ha!
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

LongBlade

#385
August 21, 2014, 01:53:11 PM
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Russia said on Thursday it was investigating dozens of McDonald's restaurants, in what many businessmen said was retaliation for Western sanctions over Ukraine they fear could spread to other symbols of Western capitalism.

Russia's food safety watchdog said it was looking at possible breaches of sanitary rules at McDonald's, but many in the business community said it was a reflection of the deterioration in relations between Russia and the West over Ukraine, where pro-Russian separatists in the east of the country are fighting against government forces.

"Obviously, it's driven by the political issues surrounding Ukraine," said Alexis Rodzianko, president and CEO of the American Chamber of Commerce in Russia.

source: http://www.cnbc.com/id/101937016
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

BanzaiCat

#386
August 21, 2014, 02:04:30 PM
Yeah, THAT will go over real well with the Russians if Putin takes away their tasty McDeath burgers.  :2funny:

Airborne Rifles

#387
August 21, 2014, 02:48:07 PM
The first McDonald's opened in Moscow in 1990. Within two years the Soviet Union completely collapsed. Coincidence? Maybe Putin trembles at the power of our hamburgers.

LongBlade

#388
August 21, 2014, 03:33:42 PM
Quote from: Airborne Rifles on August 21, 2014, 02:48:07 PM
The first McDonald's opened in Moscow in 1990. Within two years the Soviet Union completely collapsed. Coincidence? Maybe Putin trembles at the power of our hamburgers.

LOL

Not the burgers - their (freedom) fries.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Mr. Bigglesworth

#389
August 21, 2014, 04:14:05 PM
Their lack of freedom fries. That would be a good stunt for Kerry, "Russia is denying it's citizens freedom fries by closing western food restaurants."  :2funny:
"Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; "
- Shakespeare's Henry V, Act III, 1598
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