This cannot go unpunished...

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BanzaiCat

#15
September 11, 2014, 12:22:23 PM
Quote from: LongBlade on September 10, 2014, 11:16:43 PM
Quote from: Mr. Bigglesworth on September 10, 2014, 07:18:13 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuPh6TfK4iY

We cannot allow, an old ship gap!

Ah, the Paranoia Gap. We're certainly losing on that front.

Not to mention the BASSELOPE GAP also!!

GDS_Starfury

#16
September 11, 2014, 12:54:31 PM
I am well armed with the Mk4 Cruise Basselope.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Martok

#17
September 11, 2014, 04:55:27 PM
Must we bring your genitals into this? 
"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

GDS_Starfury

#18
September 11, 2014, 05:36:13 PM
some days your an idiot.

Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Martok

#19
September 12, 2014, 02:09:51 PM
I'm insulted! 


...I'm *always* an idiot.  :P 




I do vaguely recall that strip, now that you've posted it.  One must bear in mind, however, that I was not an avid reader of Bloom County/Outland as some of you guys.  I was a little young to fully appreciate it at the time.  :D 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

mirth

#20
September 12, 2014, 03:43:46 PM
The ship has sailed on this thread
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

BanzaiCat

#21
September 12, 2014, 03:46:33 PM
Don't go down with the boat, then.

mirth

#22
September 12, 2014, 04:30:58 PM
We need to chart a new course.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

BanzaiCat

#23
September 12, 2014, 04:32:08 PM
I gotta wake up first.

mirth

#24
September 12, 2014, 04:48:16 PM
I sea.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

LongBlade

#25
September 12, 2014, 05:10:20 PM
Batten the hatches - a punderstorm is brewing.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

BanzaiCat

#26
September 12, 2014, 05:11:46 PM
We went far punder the sea with these fish tales.

LongBlade

#27
September 12, 2014, 05:15:52 PM
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on September 12, 2014, 05:11:46 PM
We went far punder the sea with these fish tales.

Seems pretty fishy to me. Stealing someone else's puns is punpatriotic.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

mirth

#28
September 12, 2014, 05:17:53 PM
We've sunk to new depths.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

GDS_Starfury

#29
September 12, 2014, 05:32:38 PM
Are you feeling the pressure?
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

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