Our Next Grog Fortress

Started by bayonetbrant, September 05, 2014, 10:27:42 AM

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MetalDog

So you're more worried about what you are going to get out of this?  ;)


That's a pretty defensible looking position.  We could probably be starved out, but, it would be hellacious trying to dig us out of there.
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

LongBlade

Quote from: MetalDog on September 25, 2014, 09:36:35 PM
So you're more worried about what you are going to get out of this?  ;)

LOL
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Mr. Bigglesworth

"Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; "
- Shakespeare's Henry V, Act III, 1598

LongBlade

All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Mr. Bigglesworth

A Wizard who is already in his tower!
"Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; "
- Shakespeare's Henry V, Act III, 1598

LongBlade

All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

MetalDog

Just as an aside, do you realize, that between the two of them, Ian McKellen and Christopher Lee are a combined 167 years old?  And born two days apart.  McKellen on May 25 and Lee on May 27.
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

LongBlade

Quote from: MetalDog on September 25, 2014, 11:38:30 PM
Just as an aside, do you realize, that between the two of them, Ian McKellen and Christopher Lee are a combined 167 years old?  And born two days apart.  McKellen on May 25 and Lee on May 27.

Ah. I understand.

You just bought one of these properties as a surprise Christmas gift for the forums.

I thank you in advance.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

MetalDog

If purchasing an island fortress is what you inferred from giving out Gandalf and Saruman's combined age, then I would please like to take some of what you are on ;)
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

jejo68

Quote from: LongBlade on September 25, 2014, 08:49:56 PM
How about this little baby?



http://www.privateislandsonline.com/islands/kings-island
Thats in Denmark right NeXT to Copenhagen. Do you know how terrible the weather is half the time ? And the taxes man, here you have to pay property taxes so those alone would be in the neighbourhood of $400,000 a year.

GDS_Starfury

$400k is a lot of tricks for Gus to turn....

he would have to change his name to Chunnel.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


Centurion40

Quote from: GDS_Starfury on September 26, 2014, 12:13:48 AM
$400k is a lot of tricks for Gus to turn....

he would have to change his name to Chunnel.

:)
Any time is a good time for pie.

Centurion40

Quote from: jejo68 on September 26, 2014, 12:03:22 AM
Quote from: LongBlade on September 25, 2014, 08:49:56 PM
How about this little baby?



http://www.privateislandsonline.com/islands/kings-island
Thats in Denmark right NeXT to Copenhagen. Do you know how terrible the weather is half the time ? And the taxes man, here you have to pay property taxes so those alone would be in the neighbourhood of $400,000 a year.

It could make a nice summer fortress.  But we'd still need a winter fortress, and a yacht (crewed by hotties to carry us back and forth).

This is what I'm talking about:



and this would be the yacht:



and the crew:

Any time is a good time for pie.

LongBlade

Well, that island in Denmark is mostly underground so weather isn't really a concern.

Star, Gus, and Mirth will be the Social Committee so we won't have to worry much.

And we'll have minions whom we can dispatch to fetch more liquor and beer.

I'm not seeing much of a problem with it.

I do like 40's suggestion of a winter palace just for a change of scenery but I'd prefer to have some castle walls or a mote to keep the zombies out.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Gusington

400K in property taxes is still less than my ridiculous NY property tax , which just went up again.
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