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mirth

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September 26, 2014, 09:47:08 AM Last Edit: September 26, 2014, 09:49:17 AM by mirth
Quote from: Gusington on September 26, 2014, 09:42:49 AM
Not to hijack this thread, but I was shipped to the ER from the Hustler Club in NYC because a stripper's stiletto pierced my arm. Not the kind of stabbing I was hoping for or expected!

Don't care what thread it goes in, but this story requires elaboration!
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bayonetbrant

#16
September 26, 2014, 09:48:30 AM
Quote from: Gusington on September 26, 2014, 09:42:49 AMNot to hijack this thread, but I was shipped to the ER from the Hustler Club in NYC because a stripper's stiletto pierced my arm. Not the kind of stabbing I was hoping for or expected!

Just out of curiosity, what kind of stabbing were you expecting?
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LongBlade

#17
September 26, 2014, 11:07:08 AM
Quote from: mirth on September 26, 2014, 09:47:08 AM
Quote from: Gusington on September 26, 2014, 09:42:49 AM
Not to hijack this thread, but I was shipped to the ER from the Hustler Club in NYC because a stripper's stiletto pierced my arm. Not the kind of stabbing I was hoping for or expected!

Don't care what thread it goes in, but this story requires elaboration!

Indeed. I remember hearing about a guy who sued a club because a stripper whacked him with her shoe or something.

Gus, did you make headlines?
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Centurion40

#18
September 26, 2014, 12:10:31 PM
I hope that Gus a year's free lap dances.
Any time is a good time for pie.

GDS_Starfury

#19
September 26, 2014, 03:03:28 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on September 26, 2014, 09:48:30 AM
Quote from: Gusington on September 26, 2014, 09:42:49 AMNot to hijack this thread, but I was shipped to the ER from the Hustler Club in NYC because a stripper's stiletto pierced my arm. Not the kind of stabbing I was hoping for or expected!

Just out of curiosity, what kind of stabbing were you expecting?

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#20
September 26, 2014, 04:41:07 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on September 26, 2014, 09:48:30 AM
Quote from: Gusington on September 26, 2014, 09:42:49 AMNot to hijack this thread, but I was shipped to the ER from the Hustler Club in NYC because a stripper's stiletto pierced my arm. Not the kind of stabbing I was hoping for or expected!

Just out of curiosity, what kind of stabbing were you expecting?



Couldn't resist...two threads in two minutes. Not bad.

Staggerwing

#21
September 26, 2014, 05:53:37 PM
Sorry to hear about the injury Gus.

I'm assuming it was a stiletto heel, though a real stiletto would probably leave a cleaner wound.
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Gusington

#22
September 26, 2014, 06:29:45 PM
HA yeah it was a stiletto heel. She was dancing over the chair I was sitting in and pulled some crazy maneuver and landed on my right forearm hard, puncturing it. Blood began to seep everywhere, she panicked and I was ushered out post haste to get an ambulance. She didn't apologize and wasn't even hawt!!

If you'd like to hear about the hot wax treatment and belt discipline I got at my own bachelor party, I can go on...
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Staggerwing

#23
September 26, 2014, 06:59:28 PM
Will the story get you any Guy Cred next time you report to the Guard?
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Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

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'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

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I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
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Gusington

#24
September 26, 2014, 08:06:58 PM
Hmm...maybe. I was totally sexually humiliated in front of all my best friends and people I didn't know. It was great!
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LongBlade

#25
September 27, 2014, 12:07:36 PM
Quote from: Gusington on September 26, 2014, 08:06:58 PM
Hmm...maybe. I was totally sexually humiliated in front of all my best friends and people I didn't know. It was great!

Maybe save it until you get promoted to E2.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Gusington

#26
September 27, 2014, 02:20:53 PM
^I did!
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LongBlade

#27
September 27, 2014, 02:28:04 PM
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Gusington

#28
September 28, 2014, 06:56:47 PM
HA yes. A whole new pay grade for this volunteer :)
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Martok

#29
September 30, 2014, 12:25:24 AM
Welcome back, republic! 

Sorry you had such a crappy CS experience.  My own has been a mixed bag; I've seen the highs and lows. 




Quote from: bayonetbrant on September 26, 2014, 09:48:30 AM
Quote from: Gusington on September 26, 2014, 09:42:49 AMNot to hijack this thread, but I was shipped to the ER from the Hustler Club in NYC because a stripper's stiletto pierced my arm. Not the kind of stabbing I was hoping for or expected!

Just out of curiosity, what kind of stabbing were you expecting?
I was wondering this myself.  ???  :P 




Quote from: Gusington on September 27, 2014, 02:20:53 PM
^I did!
F*** yeah!  Congrats, man.  O0 

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