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JudgeDredd

And this, my friends, is the legend that is Black Pudding Supper....


(the photo above is from the next - not The Blue Lagoon which looks much better and less greasy)

...and here's where you can get the best one in Glasgow - The Blue Lagoon Chip Shop outside Central Station in Glasgow...


The thing is battered and deep fried and doesn't even taste greasy and has beautiful spices in it.

Just don't look up what a black pudding is  :'(
Alba gu' brath
Jarhead - I hate people

GDS_Starfury

that wasnt your black pudding.   ???
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


GDS_Starfury

seriously man.... that looks like fried turd.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


Huw the Poo

Quote from: GDS_Starfury on September 27, 2014, 02:30:54 AM
that wasnt your black pudding.   ???

LOL!

Oh dear, Judge.  You do know we can all see what you've typed, right?

JudgeDredd

Quote from: GDS_Starfury on September 27, 2014, 02:39:01 AM
seriously man.... that looks like fried turd.
Fried turd probably has better ingredients than black pudding. But it is proper gorgeous...if done right...and at The Blue Lagoon, it is done right

I was pished and the black pudding rolled off the paper...I really wanted it.

At least the chippy wasn't called "The Blue Oyster"...dropping yer black puddin' on the floor in The Blue Oyster probably has a totally different meaning!  ;D
Alba gu' brath
Jarhead - I hate people

Staggerwing

^The Blue Oyster was the Gay Bar featured in one scene of the first 'Police Academy' movie.

Feeling Old Alert: that film came out 30 years ago.

















(See what I did there? See it, huh? huh?  :)))
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

JudgeDredd

lol - I know SW - which is why I said dropping your black pudding on the floor would have a different meaning there   :P
Alba gu' brath
Jarhead - I hate people

Staggerwing

^Sorry- I've found than many folks don't seem to remember why 'Blue Oyster' has become a generic name for a gay biker bar.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

GDS_Starfury

Quote from: Staggerwing on September 27, 2014, 06:38:59 AM
^The Blue Oyster was the Gay Bar featured in one scene of the first 'Police Academy' movie.

great job Ben.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


Staggerwing

That's 'Captain Obvious' to you, bub.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

BanzaiCat

Quote from: Staggerwing on September 27, 2014, 06:38:59 AM
^The Blue Oyster was the Gay Bar featured in one scene of the first 'Police Academy' movie.

Feeling Old Alert: that film came out 30 years ago.



I still remember seeing that first one in the theater and how much everyone laughed. It was a great movie!


Nefaro

Quote from: GDS_Starfury on September 27, 2014, 02:39:01 AM
seriously man.... that looks like fried turd.


Yep.

That shit looks scary.   

jomni

#73
Ok guys I'm updating this again.

50% off. Go(at) get it!!!  :D
It now has a Goat MMO Simulator.
You can now fight monsters in a medieval fantasy world.


SirAndrewD

Yes, Goat Simulator is now an MMO. 

In the annals of gaming, we have always been seeking the nirvana of game play immersion.

From the very first moments of Space War, to the initial iterations of EGA Trek, we pretended to be space Captains.  With early MUDs and Ultima Online, we fancied ourselves adventurers and heroes, seeking something truly magical.  Something, just anything to escape the mundane reality of the real world. 

And of course nowadays, there has been the plethora of online content, World of Warcraft, Knights of the Old Republic, EvE, et all.  Pretty much everything exists to cater to our childhood dreams and fantasies. 

Well, almost everything.  There was one niche, one hole, one gaping, glaring gap in the world of social gaming. 

Nothing at all let us play both a Microwave with legs that poops pizzas and a Magician Goat that hurls fireballs and does card tricks. 

The Goat Simulator MMO finally fills this must needed and begged for hole in the gaming consciousness.  I for one welcome it, and encourage you all to do the same. 

You are either with Goat Simulator, or you are with ISIS. 
"These men do not want a happy ship. They are deeply sick and try to compensate by making me feel miserable. Last week was my birthday. Nobody even said "happy birthday" to me. Someday this tape will be played and then they'll feel sorry."  - Sgt. Pinback