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Ebola in the US

Started by Labbug, September 30, 2014, 05:03:34 PM

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Labbug

The first case of Ebola to be diagnosed in the US was announced today in Texas.  The person had no symptoms when he flew from West Africa to Texas, but developed the symptoms a day or two after arriving in the country.  He is in a hospital in Dallas being treated.

LongBlade

Yeah. Just saw that one the news.

Was listening to the press conference just now. The problem is that when you're first infected you don't have much of the virus in your body, so it's difficult to detect even with a test.

It's a stealth virus that may appear almost anywhere.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

undercovergeek

is it time for dustin hoffman yet

LongBlade

All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

undercovergeek

snort

thankyou for that - its been a long day

Gusington

Don't make me break out the rheesus monkey.


слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

undercovergeek

arent you the sites rheesus monkey?

OJsDad

what's that about spanking the monkey.
'Here at NASA we all pee the same color.'  Al Harrison from the movie Hidden Figures.

undercovergeek

our work here is done

deadly disease to gus masturbating in 6

<<applause>>

Gusington

I am the site's rheesus monkey but ebola is not explicitly mentioned in the contract.


слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

LongBlade

All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

GDS_Starfury

Quote from: Gusington on September 30, 2014, 07:09:39 PM
I am the site's rheesus monkey but ebola is not explicitly mentioned in the contract.

page 3, paragraph 5, sentence #3:
"Any diseases caught during the completion or fulfillment of your job as Gus are not the fault of Grogheads or its staff, moderators or forum users."

to be fair we were thinking crabs or herpies when we put that in there.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


Steelgrave

Quote from: undercovergeek on September 30, 2014, 06:44:56 PM
our work here is done

deadly disease to gus masturbating in 6

<<applause>>

Sometimes we outdo ourselves around here  O0

BanzaiCat

Leaked photo released from Gus's last "weekend" out with the troops, using his new E-2 status to full effect on his squad's E-1s:


Gusington

Clearly I am not pictured there. I have far less hair.


слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd