Ebola in the US

[GDS_Starfury]

everyone does before they meet Smuck.

[bob48]

That's the bald truth.

[Martok]

^  Okay, I can't even get mad at that one.  That was actually pretty good. 

<slow clap for Bawb>

I am the site's rheesus monkey but ebola is not explicitly mentioned in the contract.

page 3, paragraph 5, sentence #3:
"Any diseases caught during the completion or fulfillment of your job as Gus are not the fault of Grogheads or its staff, moderators or forum users."

to be fair we were thinking crabs or herpies when we put that in there.

Bwahahaha!! 

Brilliant, Star.  Simply brilliant.  8) 

[GDS_Starfury]

danke

my mental anguish now involves singing Lola when I hear ebola and switching out the words.  :-\

[BanzaiCat]

my mental anguish now involves singing Lola when I hear ebola and switching out the words.  :-\

Ha...well I've been doing THAT all freakin' day. 

[GDS_Starfury]

if your thinking like me then you ought see a therapist straight away.

[Gusington]

Thanks Star.

E bo la LALALA E bo la LALALA E BO LA

I'm sure I can rewrite the whole song with diseased lyrics given a few minutes.

[undercovergeek]

as long as theres air guitar its alright

[BanzaiCat]

Her name was Ebola
She was a dis-ease
With reddish blood in their hair
And their phlegm dripping down to there

She would vomit pro-fuse-ly, and do the mont-eh-zu-ma cha-cha
And while she drove to the hospital in her car
Ebola bled her out by far
Across the crowded street, the ER worked her from 8 til 4
They were young and deader than doornails
Who could ask for more?

At the E-bol-a...(EEee!) E-bol-a vi-rus...
The hottest fevers north of Ha-vah-nah...
At the E-bol-a...E-bol-a viiiii-ruuuuuus...
Bleeding eyeballs and anuses were always in fashion
At the E-bol-a...they fell in a co-maaaa....

if your thinking like me then you ought see a therapist straight away.

Case in point: see above. :D

[GDS_Starfury]

I went to the bar and met an african chick
wouldnt ya know the bitch got me sick
with ebolaaaa
e b o l a   ebolaaaa

[Centurion40]

"Ebola in the USA" does sound like the title of a Mellencamp song.

[Ubercat]

uhhhh.... You mean Springsteen?

[BanzaiCat]

No, that's a John Cougar Mellencamp song - R-O-C-K in the U-S-A.

[Gusington]

Yeah get you more mature 'Murican rockers in order, people.

[JasonPratt]

Freelance NBC cameraman returning this morning to Nebraska from Liberia, with Ebola.