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mirth

October 02, 2014, 07:25:56 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

GDS_Starfury

#1
October 02, 2014, 07:34:11 PM
Indiana Jones and the Secret of Century Village
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

BanzaiCat

#2
October 02, 2014, 07:41:01 PM
I could get behind Cooper doing Indy, but not Patterson. He looks too much like a sparkly vampire.

I think this would end up being even more of a disaster than IV was, TBH.

GDS_Starfury

#3
October 02, 2014, 07:44:06 PM
I didnt think IV was so bad.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Barthheart

#4
October 02, 2014, 08:09:32 PM
Were you drunk at the time?!? IV was just awful.  :buck2:

mirth

#5
October 02, 2014, 08:16:56 PM
Working title for the next movie, "Winidiana Jones: The Fossil-Hunting Fossil".
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

BanzaiCat

#6
October 02, 2014, 09:13:07 PM
They made age jokes in Last Crusade and that was what, 1989? Sheesh.

IV was Godawfulfuckterrible. If space aliens weren't enough, Shia the shia-for-brains actor was absolutely ruinous. Thank GOD they didn't decide to revive Indy with his worthless ass.

Bison

#7
October 03, 2014, 01:32:31 AM
Holy Crap!  Harrison Ford is 72?  Who the hell knew that? 

I never watched the fourth Indiana Jones movie.  Hell to be honest I didn't even know the name of it until I read the article.  Well back to my modern pop culture obliviousness with me!

GDS_Starfury

#8
October 03, 2014, 02:10:16 AM
#4 was 50's and fun.  theres a borderline of fun and criticism that I refuse to cross.  its a fucking movie, get over it.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

mirth

#9
October 03, 2014, 02:56:31 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on October 03, 2014, 02:10:16 AM
#4 was 50's and fun.  theres a borderline of fun and criticism that I refuse to cross.  its a fucking movie, get over it.

Yeah and those Star Wars prequels totally kicked ass too!
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

GDS_Starfury

#10
October 03, 2014, 03:10:52 AM
with the exception of jar jar mirth its what I expected.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

mirth

#11
October 03, 2014, 03:27:37 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Centurion40

#12
October 03, 2014, 07:33:48 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on October 02, 2014, 07:44:06 PM
I didnt think IV was so bad.

Me either, but there are lots of haters out there.
Any time is a good time for pie.

Gusington

#13
October 03, 2014, 08:04:47 AM
Never saw the fourth one but there were nerd rage riots around here because of how much hate it generated.
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undercovergeek

#14
October 03, 2014, 08:37:27 AM
was it ever going to live up to the hype?

and the one before had Sean Connery in, and Templar Knights and the Holy Grail, it was going to be unbeatable

the only thing it missed was melting nazis
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