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Ebola in the US

Started by Labbug, September 30, 2014, 05:03:34 PM

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Mr. Bigglesworth

All you really need for a real shit storm is one of these people infecting someone who works in a meat processing plant of any kind. Guy cuts himself for instance, gets a drop into a giant vat of ground beef. The plants intentionally mix the meat of 1000s of animals so it is hard to trace.

We need to get to robotic meat processing.
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Mr. Bigglesworth

"Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; "
- Shakespeare's Henry V, Act III, 1598

LongBlade

Quote from: Toonces on October 09, 2014, 09:03:05 PM
So if this is the apocalypse, do I need to buy a gun finally?

Hard to say. You're in the Navy. They seem to have no shortage of small arms. Stick with them and you should get one for free.
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Barthheart

Quote from: Mr. Bigglesworth on October 10, 2014, 12:08:07 AM
Free kindle book (fiction) on ebola. I just noticed it. SUB .com for .ca if required.

http://www.amazon.ca/Ebola-Terrorism-Thriller-Bobby-Adair-ebook/dp/B00NEDGH5C/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1412917472&sr=1-1

Sounds creepy.

Didn't one of Tom Clancy's books have a plot about making Ebola into a aerosol to spread it around NY or something? They had a large group of people held captive and were "growing" Ebola in a camp In Africa somewhere....

mirth

Quote from: Barthheart on October 10, 2014, 10:34:39 AM
Quote from: Mr. Bigglesworth on October 10, 2014, 12:08:07 AM
Free kindle book (fiction) on ebola. I just noticed it. SUB .com for .ca if required.

http://www.amazon.ca/Ebola-Terrorism-Thriller-Bobby-Adair-ebook/dp/B00NEDGH5C/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1412917472&sr=1-1

Sounds creepy.

Didn't one of Tom Clancy's books have a plot about making Ebola into a aerosol to spread it around NY or something? They had a large group of people held captive and were "growing" Ebola in a camp In Africa somewhere....

Rainbow 6
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mirth

Actually, Executive Orders is the one you're describing. The Iranians usean Ebola strain as a bioweapon to attack the US. Rainbow 6 was the follow-on. Eco-terrorists created an airborne strain and attempted to wipe out most of the human race.
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Mr. Bigglesworth

In the Clancy book, the aerosol was sprayed at the Olympics in Australia, then spread around the world. I think it was Rainbow 6. Cant remember if the team shut them down. I will have to reread it. I thought it was one of the better books.
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- Shakespeare's Henry V, Act III, 1598

Mr. Bigglesworth

You also realize it all starts with the chicken Terminators we design to get infectious people out of the loop. Then it is bigger Terminators for larger animals. Then....
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mirth

Quote from: Mr. Bigglesworth on October 10, 2014, 12:59:03 PM
In the Clancy book, the aerosol was sprayed at the Olympics in Australia, then spread around the world. I think it was Rainbow 6. Cant remember if the team shut them down. I will have to reread it. I thought it was one of the better books.

They stop it from happening in Rainbow. In Executive Orders there is a national outbreak, but it burns itself out. The strain used is too deadly and can't spread quickly enough.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Mr. Bigglesworth

Yes. I can see it now, one legged Gramps telling the story of working with the chicken Terminators. "They started getting lippy. I got fed up with it, giving one a kick. The little bastard wrung my leg at the knee."
"Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; "
- Shakespeare's Henry V, Act III, 1598

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Tom Clancy, the prophet of our age...

BanzaiCat

If someone gets Ebola, I would think the first line of defense is to consume...


...Ebola chicken soup!


Amirite?


GDS_Starfury

Quote from: Banzai_Cat on October 10, 2014, 04:01:38 PM
If someone gets Ebola, I would think the first line of defense is to consume...


...Ebola chicken soup!


Amirite?



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Mr. Bigglesworth

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Quote from: Banzai_Cat on October 10, 2014, 04:01:38 PM
If someone gets Ebola, I would think the first line of defense is to consume...


...Ebola chicken soup!


Amirite?



I like it. With gobetti pasta.

"Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; "
- Shakespeare's Henry V, Act III, 1598