Affordable Kitchens For Sale

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October 15, 2014, 11:22:16 PM Last Edit: October 16, 2014, 10:34:46 AM by Steelgrave
Affordable Kitchens For Sale. Thirty Ex Display Kitchens To Clear.  :idiot2: Each with appliances. :idiot2: :idiot2: :idiot2:
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GDS_Starfury

#1
October 15, 2014, 11:26:12 PM
there is no such thing as an affordable kitchen renovation.

so this must be SPAM!
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LongBlade

#2
October 16, 2014, 06:35:46 AM
I can renovate your kitchen for short money.

Rebuild it? Heh. That's another issue.
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BanzaiCat

#3
October 16, 2014, 07:35:42 AM

GDS_Starfury

#4
October 16, 2014, 09:08:53 AM
Quote from: LongBlade on October 16, 2014, 06:35:46 AM
I can renovate your kitchen for short money.

is that the currency Gus uses?
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

mirth

#5
October 16, 2014, 09:10:51 AM
I thought he preferred hard currency.
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GDS_Starfury

#6
October 16, 2014, 09:12:14 AM
I wouldn't know, I get him for free.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

bayonetbrant

#7
October 16, 2014, 09:14:17 AM
Quote from: mirth on October 16, 2014, 09:10:51 AMI thought he preferred hard currency.
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on October 16, 2014, 09:12:14 AMI wouldn't know, I get him for free.

Yeah, but apparently Mirth gets him hard
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GDS_Starfury

#8
October 16, 2014, 09:19:59 AM
more likely he pays him with rolls of quarters.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Steelgrave

#9
October 16, 2014, 09:45:00 AM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on October 16, 2014, 09:14:17 AM
Quote from: mirth on October 16, 2014, 09:10:51 AMI thought he preferred hard currency.
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on October 16, 2014, 09:12:14 AMI wouldn't know, I get him for free.

Yeah, but apparently Mirth gets him hard

;D

undercovergeek

#10
October 16, 2014, 09:46:56 AM
im trying to maintain a level of dignity hiding at the back of Starbucks here!!!

you guys  ;D

bayonetbrant

#11
October 16, 2014, 09:52:17 AM Last Edit: October 16, 2014, 10:56:42 AM by bayonetbrant
Quote from: undercovergeek on October 16, 2014, 09:46:56 AMim trying to maintain a level of dignity hiding at the back of Starbucks here!!!

well, first off, you're in a Starbucks, so you're your "dignity" score takes a hit right there

second off, if you had all that much to start with, why the f*&^ are you hanging around with us?!
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undercovergeek

#12
October 16, 2014, 09:58:46 AM
lol, is there a manly coffee shop you can recommend?

BanzaiCat

#13
October 16, 2014, 10:00:07 AM
 C:-)
Quote from: bayonetbrant on October 16, 2014, 09:52:17 AM
you're "dignity" score
C:-)

Grammar infraction! Grammar infraction!

undercovergeek

#14
October 16, 2014, 10:01:23 AM
goddammit, i missed that - i do like to jab him with grammar errors
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