Creative Halloween Decorations

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GDS_Starfury

Romulus and Remus are the homeworld and moon of Romulans and yes those 2 were working for them.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


Staggerwing

Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

endfire79

Quote from: MikeGER on October 26, 2014, 03:24:40 AM
...it should be possible to cut and decorate a pumpkin to look like an Alien egg ? ...with a face hugger (doll) luring inside  ( i saw 1:1 face hugger flexible figurine/doll on the Spiel2014)

Excellent idea!
"I will return before you can say 'antidisestablishmentarianism'."

"A man may fight for many things. His country, his principles, his friends. The glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn."

endfire79

No worries Biggs. Check out Stat Trek Generations for the reference to the duras sisters and the enterprise.
"I will return before you can say 'antidisestablishmentarianism'."

"A man may fight for many things. His country, his principles, his friends. The glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn."

mirth

Quote from: LongBlade on October 24, 2014, 07:48:42 PM
Quote from: Staggerwing on October 24, 2014, 06:44:55 PM
Are they supposed to be shooting at each other? If so it seems a bit of an unfair fight  :knuppel2:

Best I can tell it's the Millennium Falcon shooting at the Enterprise.

We can only speculate, but based on the general accuracy of Star Wars energy weapons, the shields of the Enterprise have nothing to worry about.

""Sir, the odds of surviving a direct assault on a Constitution Class Heavy Cruiser..."
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Martok

Quote from: Mr. Bigglesworth on October 25, 2014, 09:12:01 PM
Quote from: endfire79 on October 24, 2014, 08:34:00 PM
if these two are on the Falcon with Solo, it might be a game changer



Were they named Romulus and Remus? Cant remember. Either way, their heads look like good pumpkin carving material.
<wordless growling>

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"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

endfire79

Our resident klingon is annoyed, prepare the bat' leths ;D

"I will return before you can say 'antidisestablishmentarianism'."

"A man may fight for many things. His country, his principles, his friends. The glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn."

BanzaiCat

Trouble is, he might bring a bat'leth to a nISwI' HIch fight.  ;D

mirth

Quote from: endfire79 on October 26, 2014, 03:00:16 PM
Our resident klingon is annoyed, prepare the bat' leths ;D



Just let me grab my Bat Anti-Bat'leth spray, old chum.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Mr. Bigglesworth

Don't regular Klingon turn their back on those two? Might as well be named Bitch1 Bitch2.
"Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; "
- Shakespeare's Henry V, Act III, 1598

Martok

^  Apparently you paid at least a little attention.  :coolsmiley:  That's a relief. 




Quote from: Banzai_Cat on October 26, 2014, 03:15:52 PM
Trouble is, he might bring a bat'leth to a nISwI' HIch fight.  ;D
Bah.  Like that would stop me. 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

Mr. Bigglesworth

Do Klingons use a special wrinkle cream? As opposed to an anti-wrinkle cream. LB will test it.
"Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; "
- Shakespeare's Henry V, Act III, 1598

bayonetbrant

Leave it to The Duffel Blog to have the perfect Halloween article - topical, timely, freakin' hilarious

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LongBlade

That was funny.

"Stolen virtue." Heh :)
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Mr. Bigglesworth

Ha. Got all the halloween candy at walmart 50% off.
Maniacal laughter.
"Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; "
- Shakespeare's Henry V, Act III, 1598