Why Aquaman Rocks

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LongBlade

November 14, 2014, 09:16:00 AM
Top 10 reasons why Aquaman rocks.

What's #7 on the list, you ask?

QuoteMany superheroes patrol streets looking for carjackers, muggers and drug dealers. Aquaman regularly guards Earth from the "Night Gods", ancient monsters and demons that try to invade the planet through hidden doorways.

Basically, he fights Cthulhu. Every year at around the same time. And wins.



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All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

GDS_Starfury

#1
November 14, 2014, 09:20:27 AM
I think its time for an intervention.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

LongBlade

#2
November 14, 2014, 09:23:43 AM
An intervention of AWESOME!

All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

mirth

#3
November 14, 2014, 09:32:32 AM
Oh dear lord. Not this again.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

LongBlade

#4
November 14, 2014, 09:40:14 AM
Quote from: mirth on November 14, 2014, 09:32:32 AM
Oh dear lord. Not this again.

Say it.

Say it and I'll quit.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

LongBlade

#5
November 14, 2014, 09:42:11 AM
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

LongBlade

#6
November 14, 2014, 09:43:17 AM
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

mirth

#7
November 14, 2014, 09:44:51 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

LongBlade

#8
November 14, 2014, 09:45:05 AM
Last line: see above ^

All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

LongBlade

#9
November 14, 2014, 09:46:19 AM
Quote from: mirth on November 14, 2014, 09:44:51 AM


That's not Aquaman, that's you and Star doing some cosplay-foreplay.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

mirth

#10
November 14, 2014, 09:46:59 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bayonetbrant

#11
November 14, 2014, 09:55:44 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

GDS_Starfury

#12
November 14, 2014, 10:15:54 AM
its so sad watching a friend slip into a state like this.   :-\

if I can be strong for Windy and Smuck I can be strong for you man.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

LongBlade

#13
November 14, 2014, 10:27:49 AM
Aquaman beat up Superman. I feel sorry for you guys clinging to your illusions of failed heroes.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

GDS_Starfury

#14
November 14, 2014, 10:33:47 AM
its OK Longblade.  its not like you listen to Yanni, we can get through this.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

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