Discussion of the creation of islamic fighters

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Martok

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November 19, 2014, 12:42:50 PM
As soon as I saw Twenty-nine Palms mentioned, I knew where the story originated from.  :P 
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bayonetbrant

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November 19, 2014, 01:51:26 PM
Quote from: LongBlade on November 19, 2014, 08:33:01 AMIt does seem many of their problems could stem from sexual repression.

you may be onto something...

http://www.theisraelidaily.com/porn-reduces-suicide-bombing/

QuoteHamas leaders are blaming an increase in the availability of high quality Internet porn for their inability to recruit enough volunteer suicide bombers.

Speaking exclusively to The Israeli Daily one top level official admitted that the problem had become so acute that the organisation has needed to put a new recruitment drive in place.

"It used to be that the promise of 72 virgins in paradise would be enough to motivate any hairy palmed onanist to strap on the vest for us," the official stated.

However, the increased availability and quality of web and mobile porn has shrunk the pool of the desperate.

The official said that the availability of all types of porn was also causing other problems. "Even when they do volunteer as soon as they learn it's 72 virgins they bug out. After all who wants to spend all there time in paradise training up a bunch of virgins when what you really want is some hot MILF action‎?"

Confirming the story with security officials in Israel TID was told, "yes, we can confirm they are having difficulties in recruitment. We have put a plan in place, Operation Nechvenin, to offer free mobile Internet access to all Palestinians under 30″.
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