Merry Christmas

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Gusington

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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

Cyrano

Mum's acceptance of your transvestism is most admirable...

Best,

Jim
"Cyrano"
:/7)
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One mustachioed, cigar-chomping, bespectacled deity, entirely at your service.

You didn't know? My Corps has already sailed to Berlin. We got there 3 days ago and we've been in the Tiergarten on the piss ever since. -- Marshal Soult, October 1806

JudgeDredd

Quote from: Cyrano on January 08, 2015, 10:27:38 PM
Mum's acceptance of your transvestism is most admirable...

Best,

Jim
"Cyrano"
:/7)
:o
Alba gu' brath
Jarhead - I hate people

LongBlade

Quote from: JudgeDredd on January 09, 2015, 01:37:51 AM
Quote from: Cyrano on January 08, 2015, 10:27:38 PM
Mum's acceptance of your transvestism is most admirable...

Best,

Jim
"Cyrano"
:/7)
:o

^ (I think he's saying your kilt looks like a skirt ;) )
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

JudgeDredd

ohhh....I GOT WHAT HE WAS GETTIN' AT!!
Alba gu' brath
Jarhead - I hate people

LongBlade

Quote from: JudgeDredd on January 09, 2015, 02:34:21 PM
ohhh....I GOT WHAT HE WAS GETTIN' AT!!

I figured you did. Just wanted to be sure everyone was clear asI backed out of this thread before the fur starts to fly.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

JudgeDredd

lol - good call - run for the hills!  :knuppel2:
Alba gu' brath
Jarhead - I hate people

Cyrano

Sergeant at Arms of La Fraternite des Boutons Carres

One mustachioed, cigar-chomping, bespectacled deity, entirely at your service.

You didn't know? My Corps has already sailed to Berlin. We got there 3 days ago and we've been in the Tiergarten on the piss ever since. -- Marshal Soult, October 1806

mirth

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BanzaiCat


bayonetbrant

Quote from: GDS_Starfury on December 25, 2014, 08:26:04 AM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on December 25, 2014, 03:14:56 AM
I just wanted the timestamp to note that I'm awake at 3am on Christmas, thanks to the drunk kid who hit a pole across the street and downed some power lines.
Well, that and putting together the biggest flipping' dollhouse you've ever seen in your life.

Bullshit!

your talking to Jake from State Farm.

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Martok

^  As someone who's stuck being a civilian, I'm sure I understood no more than 40% of the humor, but I still LOL'ed. 
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Gusington

Toonces loves the Army reflective belt. Mine is yellow but I hope with a promotion I get upgraded to orange.
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

BanzaiCat

There are reflective belts in the Top Gun volleyball life?

Toonces

Those reflective belts are reflective of everything that is wrong with the military in general.

I mean, we can trust a guy weighted down with 30+ pounds of killing machinery to have the smarts to figure out when to pull the trigger, and when NOT to pull the trigger...

But we can't trust that same person to determine when it's dark and a reflective belt is required, and when it's light and not required.

Every time I see those knuckleheads walking around inside Tripler, INSIDE A BLOODY BUILDING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY, in their PT gear with a damn reflective belt on...I die a bit on the inside.   :'(
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