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LongBlade

#210
January 06, 2015, 11:34:16 PM
Quote from: MetalDog on January 06, 2015, 11:28:58 PM
Quote from: LongBlade on January 06, 2015, 11:26:30 PM
Quote from: MetalDog on January 06, 2015, 10:16:50 PM
I may not know it, but, I see its effects.

Look at your keyboard: it's already an extension of your hand!

The process...has begun. 

My vigilance against that brain rotting word play will never cease!

You remain inert but alert for the careless blurt?
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

MetalDog

#211
January 06, 2015, 11:56:51 PM
-smh- {facepalm}
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

BanzaiCat

#212
January 07, 2015, 06:57:23 AM

Bison

#213
January 07, 2015, 09:55:23 PM

LongBlade

#214
January 07, 2015, 10:22:53 PM
Quote from: Bison on January 07, 2015, 09:55:23 PM


<chuckle>

I did not see that coming.

That cat is probably thinking, "D'ough!"
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

GDS_Starfury

#215
January 07, 2015, 10:33:05 PM
what a rye joke.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

LongBlade

#216
January 07, 2015, 10:35:30 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on January 07, 2015, 10:33:05 PM
what a rye joke.

Donut tell me you just made that lame pun.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

GDS_Starfury

#217
January 07, 2015, 10:41:20 PM
how much did that challah cost?
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

BanzaiCat

#218
January 11, 2015, 03:55:13 PM

MetalDog

#219
January 11, 2015, 04:33:04 PM
That is just one of the many reasons I don't watch Family Guy.
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

BanzaiCat

#220
January 11, 2015, 05:19:42 PM
A good reason, but that bit did make me laugh.

bayonetbrant

#221
January 12, 2015, 10:08:38 PM
a bar for MD

The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Martok

#222
January 13, 2015, 03:08:48 AM
Aside from Dickens spinning in his grave, I have to admit that's actually somewhat clever. 
"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

Barthheart

#223
January 13, 2015, 11:30:33 AM

MetalDog

#224
January 13, 2015, 07:32:42 PM
Quote from: Barthheart on January 13, 2015, 11:30:33 AM


Proof that more than one person hates me :P
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob
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