Big winter storm on the way!

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Gusington

#405
February 20, 2015, 09:56:49 PM
^You win the internet! And get a car.
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

GDS_Starfury

#406
February 20, 2015, 10:02:18 PM
mere amateurs.  ::)
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Staggerwing

#407
February 20, 2015, 10:39:44 PM
Wow. I win and then lose the internet all in less than 12 hours. Not a paparazzi in sight and I had to share my win with LB.

Just not feeling the special here.  :(
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

mirth

#408
February 20, 2015, 10:45:46 PM
Quote from: Staggerwing on February 20, 2015, 10:39:44 PM
Wow. I win and then lose the internet all in less than 12 hours. Not a paparazzi in sight and I had to share my win with LB.

Just not feeling the special here.  :(

WHEEEL!

OF!

GROGHEADS!!!!
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#409
February 20, 2015, 10:47:23 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on February 20, 2015, 10:02:18 PM
mere amateurs.  ::)

Go find some pants, Aqua Argayle.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

GDS_Starfury

#410
February 20, 2015, 10:59:25 PM
it warmed up again, no need for pants.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

mirth

#411
February 20, 2015, 11:07:26 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on February 20, 2015, 10:59:25 PM
it warmed up again, no need for pants.

Thanks AA.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

GDS_Starfury

#412
February 20, 2015, 11:24:42 PM
man does winter make you a bitter cunt.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

LongBlade

#413
February 21, 2015, 12:24:56 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on February 20, 2015, 11:24:42 PM
man does winter make you a bitter cunt.

Go easy on AquaArgyle, Mirth. He had to wear pants yesterday. Guys like him hate it when they can't wear their speedo.

All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

GDS_Starfury

#414
February 21, 2015, 01:08:37 AM
Ive already stated hes got mt argyle banana hammock hostage.

hes probably sniffing it right now.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Gusington

#415
February 21, 2015, 02:59:15 PM
Snowing again. And this weekend I have a house full of kids and The Wife's friends for The Wife's 40th b-day. I'm going to crack.
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

GDS_Starfury

#416
February 21, 2015, 03:06:24 PM
Stand tall Gus!
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

endfire79

#417
February 21, 2015, 03:22:50 PM
Quote from: Gusington on February 21, 2015, 02:59:15 PM
Snowing again. And this weekend I have a house full of kids and The Wife's friends for The Wife's 40th b-day. I'm going to crack.

Oh shit, that's dangerous.  What you have to ask is ... what would Snake Plissken do?

"I will return before you can say 'antidisestablishmentarianism'."

"A man may fight for many things. His country, his principles, his friends. The glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn."

bayonetbrant

#418
February 21, 2015, 03:46:06 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

LongBlade

#419
February 21, 2015, 04:02:38 PM
Quote from: Gusington on February 21, 2015, 02:59:15 PM
Snowing again. And this weekend I have a house full of kids and The Wife's friends for The Wife's 40th b-day. I'm going to crack.

Crack open a wine cooler and roll with it.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
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