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GDS_Starfury

#255
February 25, 2015, 10:07:14 AM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

MetalDog

#256
February 25, 2015, 01:38:21 PM
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

Barthheart

#257
March 02, 2015, 08:29:50 AM

JasonPratt

#258
March 03, 2015, 05:33:25 PM
... okay, I've read that over and over again several times, and I have to confess I don't see the pun.
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GDS_Starfury

#259
March 03, 2015, 06:48:21 PM
Supervision....
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Staggerwing

#260
March 03, 2015, 07:27:36 PM
It took me a second read-through to get it as well.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

Martok

#261
March 04, 2015, 04:12:47 AM
Thanks, Star.  I wasn't getting it either. 

(Also:  Uff-da.  Bad Barthheart!)  :P 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
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"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

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BanzaiCat

#262
March 05, 2015, 07:55:02 AM

LongBlade

#263
March 05, 2015, 08:20:36 AM
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Barthheart

#264
March 05, 2015, 09:58:42 PM
Quote from: Martok on March 04, 2015, 04:12:47 AM
Thanks, Star.  I wasn't getting it either. 

(Also:  Uff-da.  Bad Barthheart!)  :P

:D

bayonetbrant

#265
March 09, 2015, 05:57:13 AM
this one kinda sneaks up on you...

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mirth

#266
March 09, 2015, 08:14:42 AM
^Saw that one in the paper yesterday. It's a stretch, even for "Pearls Before Swine".
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"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bayonetbrant

#267
March 11, 2015, 11:07:24 AM
There once were two skunks; one named 'In" and one named 'Out."
When Out was in, In was out, and when Out was out, In was in.
One day, Out was in and In was out, and Mother skunk said 'Out, I want you to go out and bring In in."
Out quickly went outside and almost immediately returned with In.
Mother skunk was AMAZED and gasped "How did you DO that so quickly."
"Easy," said Out. "In stinked."
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"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Barthheart

#268
March 11, 2015, 11:10:22 AM
Ouch!  :crazy2:

bayonetbrant

#269
March 16, 2015, 02:05:19 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers
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