Tension in the Far East

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GDS_Starfury

#45
March 10, 2015, 01:53:40 PM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Centurion40

#46
March 10, 2015, 02:02:34 PM
I was thinking Gulf Coast, but not bad- as I look out over  8 ft snow banks and side walks covered with 2-4 inches of solid ice.  :(
Any time is a good time for pie.

endfire79

#47
March 10, 2015, 02:43:38 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on March 10, 2015, 01:02:16 PM
do I need to bring up the state of your Air Force?

Easy.  They're all vacationing in Florida.  Snowbird Squadron 101.  You might be tailgating some of them right now  ;)  Tell 'em to drop the margaritas, get out of retirement and get back in those voodoos (if they can still fit in them).
"I will return before you can say 'antidisestablishmentarianism'."

"A man may fight for many things. His country, his principles, his friends. The glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn."

jejo68

#48
March 10, 2015, 03:12:47 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on March 10, 2015, 01:02:16 PM
do I need to bring up the state of your Air Force?
Damn I thought our airforce was pathetic, but Canada  :o

They got around twice the number of fighters then Denmark for a population 7 times the size and to cover an area... well much much bigger

endfire79

#49
March 10, 2015, 03:19:26 PM
Yes, ultimately a thread devolves to Blame Canada at some point, must be an internet rule.  ;)
"I will return before you can say 'antidisestablishmentarianism'."

"A man may fight for many things. His country, his principles, his friends. The glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn."

GDS_Starfury

#50
March 10, 2015, 03:26:48 PM
Im not blaming Canadistan, just that big brother little brother banter.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

LongBlade

#51
March 10, 2015, 03:29:23 PM
Quote from: endfire79 on March 10, 2015, 03:19:26 PM
Yes, ultimately a thread devolves to Blame Canada at some point, must be an internet rule.  ;)

Blame Canada? Is that a thing?

I thought you had been given punishment enough when we named Canadian Bacon in your honor. Poutine was self-inflicted, but also counts as punishment.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

GDS_Starfury

#52
March 10, 2015, 03:30:55 PM
There are poutine places popping up down here.  :tickedoff:
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

LongBlade

#53
March 10, 2015, 03:32:25 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on March 10, 2015, 03:30:55 PM
There are poutine places popping up down here.  :tickedoff:

I guess we can let them eat poutine so long as they do so on French fries and not Patriot fries.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

mirth

#54
March 10, 2015, 03:34:42 PM
Focus people!

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

endfire79

#55
March 10, 2015, 04:02:16 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on March 10, 2015, 03:26:48 PM
Im not blaming Canadistan, just that big brother little brother banter.

'tis a time honoured tradition. 

I for one agree with the jejo68's observation about our air force.  It would also roll over to our 'navy' state, which isn't that great.  Who can forget that row with Denmark & Russia over the North Pole? 

Btw, what are 'Patriot' fries??
"I will return before you can say 'antidisestablishmentarianism'."

"A man may fight for many things. His country, his principles, his friends. The glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn."

endfire79

#56
March 10, 2015, 04:02:38 PM
"I will return before you can say 'antidisestablishmentarianism'."

"A man may fight for many things. His country, his principles, his friends. The glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn."

Gusington

#57
March 10, 2015, 07:10:10 PM
How many fighters do the Japanese have?
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bayonetbrant

#58
March 10, 2015, 07:23:10 PM
Quote from: Gusington on March 10, 2015, 07:10:10 PM
How many fighters do the Japanese have?

are you counting the ones in the water off of Midway?
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mirth

#59
March 10, 2015, 07:24:12 PM
And Brant wins the internet for today.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus
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