"Feeling Old" 2015 Edition

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Gusington

#45
March 22, 2015, 06:09:17 PM
How old are you?
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We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

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Silent Disapproval Robot

#46
March 22, 2015, 06:44:50 PM
Quote from: Martok on March 22, 2015, 02:50:18 PM
...Which I still haven't watched.  :-[

Don't do it.  Watch seasons 1 and 2 and burn anything with season 3 or 4 written on it.  They're absolute shit.

Cyrano

#47
March 22, 2015, 07:20:01 PM
49 this year September...

Then again, I suppose it's one of the reasons I go to Historicon because I get to be the kid in the room :D.

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Gusington

#48
March 22, 2015, 07:34:11 PM
Meh 49 aint old. I'm going to be 41 this year!!
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We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

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Staggerwing

#49
March 22, 2015, 07:56:16 PM
Wanna trade?
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

Gusington

#50
March 22, 2015, 08:54:08 PM
40-41 have been rough with eye issues, cancer and cancer scares, and dead dogs. So...maybe. What do you offer in trade?
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We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

Staggerwing

#51
March 22, 2015, 09:04:48 PM
I won't make light of the things you mentioned.

I will say though that, for health reasons alone, the trade would not be fair.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

BanzaiCat

#52
March 23, 2015, 07:08:44 AM
Mid-life crisis time.

Though I've been going through that since 20. Life's short and you never know when it's gonna take a right turn into a tree. Probably why I still have the same sick sense of humor and outlook I've had since my younger years.

I'm 45, but my wife turns 50 next week. We're going to be on a cruise with some friends to celebrate, but I don't think she's much in the mood to celebrate this milestone. I don't think I would be, either, just because I sure as hell don't feel or act my age.

Barthheart

#53
March 23, 2015, 07:25:46 AM
BAH! Embrace yer age. You only as old as you feel. I'll be 50 this Wednesday.  :)
I'm celebrating the fact I made it this far. 1/2 way point I figure. It's just a number. There will be much beer drinking this weekend with my friends of 30+ years.

My wife, on the other hand, was not so happy when her 50th came up last year... I had to plan an expensive weekend away just so she wouldn't take off and hide on me.  ;D

Gusington

#54
March 23, 2015, 07:53:48 AM
I like Bart's outlook the best.
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We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

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GDS_Starfury

#55
March 23, 2015, 09:30:27 AM
no matter how old we may be we'll always be younger then Windy.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

mirth

#56
March 23, 2015, 09:46:50 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on March 23, 2015, 09:30:27 AM
no matter how old we may be we'll always be younger then Windy.

Cold comfort.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bayonetbrant

#57
March 23, 2015, 10:04:24 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on March 23, 2015, 09:30:27 AM
no matter how old we may be we'll always be younger then Windy.

you're setting a pretty low bar to clear there...
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bob48

#58
March 23, 2015, 10:30:19 AM
Quote from: Barthheart on March 23, 2015, 07:25:46 AM
BAH! Embrace yer age. You only as old as you feel. I'll be 50 this Wednesday.  :)
I'm celebrating the fact I made it this far. 1/2 way point I figure. It's just a number. There will be much beer drinking this weekend with my friends of 30+ years.

My wife, on the other hand, was not so happy when her 50th came up last year... I had to plan an expensive weekend away just so she wouldn't take off and hide on me.  ;D

Hope you have an excellent time!
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

GDS_Starfury

#59
March 23, 2015, 11:25:17 AM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on March 23, 2015, 10:04:24 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on March 23, 2015, 09:30:27 AM
no matter how old we may be we'll always be younger then Windy.

you're setting a pretty low bar to clear there...

have you met us?
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

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