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mirth

#60
March 23, 2015, 10:16:43 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bayonetbrant

#61
March 23, 2015, 10:22:02 AM
someone is having a Monday at the office...
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

bayonetbrant

#62
March 23, 2015, 10:24:43 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

mirth

#64
March 23, 2015, 10:47:02 AM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on March 23, 2015, 10:22:02 AM
someone is having a Monday at the office...

I'm sick as a dog and don't want to be here.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#65
March 23, 2015, 10:47:17 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

LongBlade

#66
March 23, 2015, 11:23:07 AM
Quote from: mirth on March 23, 2015, 10:47:17 AM
http://www.alexras.info/code/orbital_objects/

Hmmm. I think I know why we haven't been invaded by aliens - that's pretty close to a barbed wire fence.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

GDS_Starfury

#67
March 23, 2015, 11:28:19 AM
wtf are we importing from russia!?
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

mirth

#68
March 23, 2015, 11:29:52 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on March 23, 2015, 11:28:19 AM
wtf are we importing from russia!?

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"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bayonetbrant

#69
March 23, 2015, 11:30:10 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on March 23, 2015, 11:28:19 AMwtf are we importing from russia!?
Mi-8s and AK47 ammo for the Afghans
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Windigo

#70
March 23, 2015, 11:56:49 AM
Quote from: mirth on March 23, 2015, 11:29:52 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on March 23, 2015, 11:28:19 AM
wtf are we importing from russia!?

mail order brides

Their #3 export just behind oil and natural gas. More explosive though I hear.
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

steve58

#71
April 01, 2015, 09:59:55 PM
There are enclaves such as Ceuta and Melilla, and then there is The Curious Case of Baarle-Nassau and Baarle-Hertog.

...more Anti-Productivity can be found here:  http://www.amusingplanet.com/
Government is not the solution to our problem—government is the problem.   Ronald Reagan
The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not.   Thomas Jefferson
During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act.   George Orwell  The truth is quiet...It's the lies that are loud.   Jesus Revolution
If you ever find yourself in need of a safe space then you're probably going to have to stop calling yourself a social justice warrior. You cannot be a warrior and a pansy at the same time   Mike Adams (RIP Mike)

Martok

#72
April 02, 2015, 07:10:05 AM
Quote from: steve58 on April 01, 2015, 09:59:55 PM
There are enclaves such as Ceuta and Melilla, and then there is The Curious Case of Baarle-Nassau and Baarle-Hertog.
I knew about the two towns before.  I'll admit, however, that I didn't realize the borders were *that* convoluted.  Wow! 



Quote from: steve58 on April 01, 2015, 09:59:55 PM
...more Anti-Productivity can be found here:  http://www.amusingplanet.com/
And now I have to hate you.  :P  Just spent over half an hour wandering around that site.  Gah! 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

Barthheart

#73
April 08, 2015, 01:01:43 PM
My friend, his daughter and her classmates launched a weather balloon today hoping it gets to 100,000 ft. The cool thing is you can track it on this page:

http://aprs.fi/#!call=a%2FKK6BGR-11&timerange=10800&tail=10800

which updates the speed and altitude about every 1.5 minutes.


steve58

#74
April 08, 2015, 02:00:04 PM
Quote from: Barthheart on April 08, 2015, 01:01:43 PM
My friend, his daughter and her classmates launched a weather balloon today hoping it gets to 100,000 ft. The cool thing is you can track it on this page:

http://aprs.fi/#!call=a%2FKK6BGR-11&timerange=10800&tail=10800

which updates the speed and altitude about every 1.5 minutes.

Very cool.  Currently at ~82000 ft.  Looks like they'll make their goal.
Government is not the solution to our problem—government is the problem.   Ronald Reagan
The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not.   Thomas Jefferson
During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act.   George Orwell  The truth is quiet...It's the lies that are loud.   Jesus Revolution
If you ever find yourself in need of a safe space then you're probably going to have to stop calling yourself a social justice warrior. You cannot be a warrior and a pansy at the same time   Mike Adams (RIP Mike)
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