Which Roman Emperor are you?

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Martok

#15
April 01, 2015, 06:33:33 PM
Hey, I just like my stone walls.  8) 
"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

Centurion40

#16
April 02, 2015, 09:24:49 AM
Quote from: Martok on April 01, 2015, 06:33:33 PM
Hey, I just like my stone walls.  8)

Any time is a good time for pie.

Windigo

#17
April 02, 2015, 11:21:28 AM
I am the emperor who sleeps with one dog and three cats when his empress is away
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

airboy

#18
April 02, 2015, 12:27:11 PM
Constitine

jejo68

#19
April 02, 2015, 01:14:06 PM
Caracalla so beware you puny insects

LongBlade

#20
April 02, 2015, 01:30:44 PM
Quote from: airboy on April 02, 2015, 12:27:11 PM
Constitine

That does not surprise me :)
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Staggerwing

#21
April 02, 2015, 08:55:53 PM
I got Hadrian as well. Go figure...

Quote from: Martok on April 01, 2015, 06:33:33 PM
Hey, I just like my stone walls.  8)

Lots to be said for a nice stone wall, especially when your neighbors have bratty kids. Wrong side, it gets the hose...
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

GDS_Starfury

#22
April 03, 2015, 05:30:49 PM
You are like the ferocious Caracalla! Caracalla was one of the most brutal of Roman emperors and executed anyone who angered him. He murdered his own brother in the arms of their mother and his reign was marked by cruelty and pointless wars. But he did build a splendid bath and expanded citizenship throughout the empire. He was also a practical guy that liked to hang out with average soldiers, and had disillusionments about being the reincarnation of Alexander the Great. His own body guard assassinated him. You may not be as savage as Caracalla, but maybe you should be less competitive and control your anger. You may be a person that enjoys competitive sports and combat, and maybe a novel here and there. Remember to be kind and all will be well!
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

mirth

#23
April 03, 2015, 05:35:42 PM
So you're a douchebag. Didn't need a quiz to tell us that.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

GDS_Starfury

#24
April 03, 2015, 05:37:47 PM
Im actually kind of surprised at the result.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

mirth

#25
April 03, 2015, 05:39:32 PM
True. You're normally all warm and cuddly. And you love to be the little spoon.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

GDS_Starfury

#26
April 03, 2015, 05:41:18 PM
Quote from: mirth on April 03, 2015, 05:35:42 PM
So you're a douchebag. Didn't need a quiz to tell us that.

and I'll remind you that it was YOU that lost the handcuff keys.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

mirth

#27
April 03, 2015, 05:55:07 PM
Well you weren't complaining at the time.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#28
April 03, 2015, 05:55:39 PM
Hold me closer Tiny Dancer....
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Bison

#29
April 03, 2015, 06:37:46 PM
Augustus
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