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GDS_Starfury

#315
April 03, 2015, 09:23:31 PM
one always hides stuff under ones hat.
and Canadistan is Americas hat.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

MetalDog

#316
April 04, 2015, 12:01:12 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on April 03, 2015, 09:23:31 PM
one always hides stuff under ones hat.
and Canadistan is Americas hat.

He's got a point.
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

Windigo

#317
April 04, 2015, 12:37:51 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on April 03, 2015, 09:23:31 PM
one always hides stuff under ones hat.
and Canadistan is Americas hat.   :uglystupid2: :uglystupid2:

the competing theory to this hat nonsense is that the US is Canada's jockstrap

its pretty obvious which claim is true because there's dick in a jockstrap whereas a hat requires brains under it

The data clearly supports jockstrap      ;D ;D ;D ;D
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

Staggerwing

#318
April 04, 2015, 06:24:27 AM
Oooh- here it comes- family feud!  :knuppel2:
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

BanzaiCat

#319
April 04, 2015, 02:01:06 PM

GDS_Starfury

#320
April 04, 2015, 02:27:41 PM
Quote from: Staggerwing on April 04, 2015, 06:24:27 AM
Oooh- here it comes- family feud!  :knuppel2:

HA!  we'll send Smuck and JH and take Canadistan over.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Silent Disapproval Robot

#321
April 04, 2015, 04:39:09 PM
A few 500mL bottles of bight test beer, an Epilady, and some French Canadian strippers should take of them.

endfire79

#322
April 04, 2015, 05:35:07 PM
Quote from: Silent Disapproval Robot on April 04, 2015, 04:39:09 PM
A few 500mL bottles of bight test beer, an Epilady, and some French Canadian strippers should take of them.

ROTFL  ;D
"I will return before you can say 'antidisestablishmentarianism'."

"A man may fight for many things. His country, his principles, his friends. The glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn."

LongBlade

#323
April 04, 2015, 06:26:45 PM
Quote from: Silent Disapproval Robot on April 04, 2015, 04:39:09 PM
A few 500mL bottles of bight test beer, an Epilady, and some French Canadian strippers should take of them.

I don't know if it will stop them, but it may slow their thunder run.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

GDS_Starfury

#324
April 04, 2015, 06:43:53 PM
Smuck will shave what JH doesnt shoot.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Windigo

#325
April 04, 2015, 11:22:14 PM
Quote from: Silent Disapproval Robot on April 04, 2015, 04:39:09 PM
A few 500mL bottles of bight test beer, an Epilady, and some French Canadian strippers should take of them.

Throw in a couple of PMSing lesbo customs officers and its all over except the playing of the Canadian National anthem
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

GDS_Starfury

#326
April 05, 2015, 07:23:44 AM
ok, we add Mirth to the team and the lesbians are taken care of.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

mirth

#327
April 05, 2015, 07:42:29 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on April 05, 2015, 07:23:44 AM
ok, we add Mirth to the team and the lesbians are taken care of.

I do have a way with the lesbians.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Windigo

#328
April 05, 2015, 10:40:45 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on April 05, 2015, 07:23:44 AM
ok, we add Mirth to the team and the lesbians are taken care of.

hmmm, and its 100% plausible too, mirth is a counter to two lesbians [shoulda added more]
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

GDS_Starfury

#329
April 05, 2015, 10:42:45 AM
you should note that I have yet to mention GUS Team: Seal.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

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