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besilarius

April 08, 2015, 05:54:35 PM
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

mirth

#1
April 08, 2015, 05:56:24 PM
Wake me when a Russian sub isn't catching fire  ::)
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

LongBlade

#2
April 08, 2015, 07:13:25 PM
Each nation with a navy has a distinct tradition. With the Russians it's spontaneously combustible subs.

It combines the excitement of the navy and the air force: Join the navy. See the world. Go down in flames.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Greybriar

#3
April 08, 2015, 07:14:50 PM
It wouldn't hurt my feelings any if every sub that Russia has burnt, sank, or was otherwise neutralized.
Regardless of how good a PC game may be it will always have its detractors and no matter how bad a PC game may be it will always have its fans.

GDS_Starfury

#4
April 08, 2015, 07:33:52 PM
you mean all 3 of them?   :2funny:
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

mirth

#5
April 08, 2015, 07:40:00 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on April 08, 2015, 07:33:52 PM
you mean all 3 of them?   :2funny:

2 now apparently.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

GDS_Starfury

#6
April 08, 2015, 08:24:23 PM
even better!  8)
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Steelgrave

#7
April 09, 2015, 08:18:24 AM
But hey, now they're building new tanks and stealth fighters! The West should be shaking....with laughter.

Airborne Rifles

#8
April 09, 2015, 08:24:24 AM
In Putinist Russia, torpedoes fire you!

mirth

#9
April 09, 2015, 08:39:11 AM
Quote from: Airborne Rifles on April 09, 2015, 08:24:24 AM
In Putinist Russia, torpedoes fire you!

HA!
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

BanzaiCat

#10
April 09, 2015, 08:48:19 AM

Steelgrave

#11
April 09, 2015, 09:16:37 AM
^  I generally prefer a little more up top than that  :P

But I guess no one can say you derailed the thread with boobs   8)

mirth

#12
April 09, 2015, 02:26:44 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

BanzaiCat

#13
April 09, 2015, 04:47:21 PM
She looks like something you'd find in STALKER or Half-Life.

mirth

#14
April 09, 2015, 05:16:00 PM
Or Star's basement
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus
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