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bbmike

Quote from: Banzai_Cat on April 17, 2015, 05:59:47 PM
Quote from: MetalDog on April 17, 2015, 05:38:27 PM
I worked at a bookstore at the time Zahn's novels first came out and they were instant classics. 

...It just worries me a bit that they're ignoring that canon. That could mean another movie with lots of explosions and action and very little substance...

It's Jar Jar Abrams. This is exactly what you're going to get.
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W8taminute

^Yes that's the first one in the trilogy. 
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Staggerwing

Just ran across this on youtube. I suppose it would be even funnier if I had seen Interstellar. Also, sorry if someone posted it already:


http://youtu.be/PYHdQUyOunA
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Sir Slash

I never got further than the first of the Zahn trilogy but it was a good read. I've always thought there should be a follow-up of the Star Wars story. I want to know what happened to all the characters after the drunken Ewok party.
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Quote from: bbmike on April 17, 2015, 06:01:55 PM
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on April 17, 2015, 05:59:47 PM
Quote from: MetalDog on April 17, 2015, 05:38:27 PM
I worked at a bookstore at the time Zahn's novels first came out and they were instant classics. 

...It just worries me a bit that they're ignoring that canon. That could mean another movie with lots of explosions and action and very little substance...

It's Jar Jar Abrams. This is exactly what you're going to get.

Let's not retroactively pretend that the original movies were some intergalactic version of War & Peace. They're pretty much simple action flicks at heart, too. Carrying on with that would just make sense.

bbmike

Quote from: Arctic Blast on April 17, 2015, 11:30:42 PM
Quote from: bbmike on April 17, 2015, 06:01:55 PM
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on April 17, 2015, 05:59:47 PM
Quote from: MetalDog on April 17, 2015, 05:38:27 PM
I worked at a bookstore at the time Zahn's novels first came out and they were instant classics. 

...It just worries me a bit that they're ignoring that canon. That could mean another movie with lots of explosions and action and very little substance...


It's Jar Jar Abrams. This is exactly what you're going to get.

Let's not retroactively pretend that the original movies were some intergalactic version of War & Peace. They're pretty much simple action flicks at heart, too. Carrying on with that would just make sense.

Agreed. That's why I said earlier that Jar Jar Abrams is better suited to Star Wars.
"My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplace of existence."
-Sherlock Holmes

"You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

"There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!"
-The Doctor

"Before Man goes to the stars he should learn how to live on Earth."
-Clifford D. Simak

airboy

The first 2 Star Wars movies were pretty good - but that is about it.  The rest were awful. 

Star Wars was released in 1977 - I was 15 years old.  Every one of those actors is at least in their very late 50s to 1960s.  Carrie Fisher is 59 in October.  Expecting Ms. Fisher to look physically like she is 21 when she is 59 is silly.

I never got how wonderful people thought the Star Wars movies were. 
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Quote from: airboy on April 18, 2015, 08:19:55 AM
The first 2 Star Wars movies were pretty good - but that is about it.  The rest were awful. 

Star Wars was released in 1977 - I was 15 years old.  Every one of those actors is at least in their very late 50s to 1960s.  Carrie Fisher is 59 in October.  Expecting Ms. Fisher to look physically like she is 21 when she is 59 is silly.

I never got how wonderful people thought the Star Wars movies were. 
You can now flame on!

I was a little younger than you when Star Wars hit.  I was enthralled.  I couldn't WAIT for Empire, and having seen that, couldn't wait for Jedi.  Each release was bigger than the last and at my age, I truly thought they were the best ever. 

Now, as a grown man, I am a little afraid of going back to watch them again.  I already know that Jedi is a horrible mess that should have been nuked from orbit for including Ewoks.  And New Hope and Empire can't be nearly the thrill ride I found them as a youth if for no other reason than I am more cynical.
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BanzaiCat

I was 8 when the first one hit theaters. I didn't like Empire at the time but it grew on me greatly. I don't understand the hate for Return of the Jedi...sure it had annoying teddy bears but it wasn't that bad a flick.

airboy

Quote from: Banzai_Cat on April 18, 2015, 09:53:50 AM
I was 8 when the first one hit theaters. I didn't like Empire at the time but it grew on me greatly. I don't understand the hate for Return of the Jedi...sure it had annoying teddy bears but it wasn't that bad a flick.

The Empire Strikes Back had a hippie dippie Muppet.  Jedi had a sea of Muppets.  Then we got Jar Jar.  Sort of speaks for itself.

Nefaro

Quote from: Banzai_Cat on April 18, 2015, 09:53:50 AM
I was 8 when the first one hit theaters. I didn't like Empire at the time but it grew on me greatly. I don't understand the hate for Return of the Jedi...sure it had annoying teddy bears but it wasn't that bad a flick.

I was all of 2  years old when my mother took me to see the first Star Wars. 

Actually she was taking herself.  Being a pregnant sci-fi fan, taking a 2-year old to the movie theater only stopped her for about two weeks because she was afraid I would be a little asshole and piss other people off.  But I was reportedly locked in and staring at the screen the whole time - not a peep.  :)

It's in my blood.  That's my excuse.

Gusington

^We're really close in age. I was three when Star Wars was released to theaters. My Grandma took me to see it (she loved sci-fi) but apparently I spent the whole two hours staring at the woman behind me instead of watching the movie :)


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