Bawb's Stache got out again

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besilarius

April 20, 2015, 05:38:48 PM
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

DoctorQuest

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April 20, 2015, 05:54:18 PM
Back in the Cold War days we had a Vulcan stationed here at Offutt AFB and they would do flying demos at the annual open house. It was a sight not to be missed. Shortly after i saw one fly i went to see "Thunderball" for the first time at a James Bond marathon. Probably some of the best Vulcan film footage ever.

We now have a Vulcan on display at the Strategic Air and Space Museum just down the road from Omaha. 

I feel very lucky to have gotten to see one outside the UK.
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Gusington

#2
April 20, 2015, 06:02:29 PM
False flag. Bawbstache flies German craft only.
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besilarius

#3
April 20, 2015, 06:09:23 PM
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

GDS_Starfury

#4
April 20, 2015, 06:27:22 PM
Quote from: Gusington on April 20, 2015, 06:02:29 PM
False flag. Bawbstache flies German craft only.

QFT!
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Gusington

#5
April 20, 2015, 06:29:11 PM
In more modern airplanes Bawbstache has the HUD on its monocle.
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Nefaro

#6
April 20, 2015, 06:35:10 PM
Every time you mention Bawb's Super Stache, I think of this:


Gusington

#7
April 20, 2015, 06:44:03 PM
Designers have actually built airplanes around Bawbstache, the way the A10 is built around the gatling gun.
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We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

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bawbs flying stache

#8
April 20, 2015, 09:09:31 PM
Der moussetache ride vas in grrreat demand amongzt der occupied terrrrrrritories!

Uberhaus

#9
April 20, 2015, 10:10:01 PM
Pooleese that mooostashe!


Nefaro

#10
April 20, 2015, 11:31:14 PM
LOL

I had forgotten about the Mooose-stash "riding" in Generation Kill.  ;D

Gusington

#11
April 21, 2015, 07:05:51 AM
Bawbstache has 12 posts already? Cheeky.
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Centurion40

#12
April 21, 2015, 07:16:40 AM
Any time is a good time for pie.

BanzaiCat

#13
April 21, 2015, 09:11:59 AM
Oh man, Generation Kill was all kinds of awesome.

Gusington

#14
April 21, 2015, 08:09:32 PM
I need to watch that. Was it originally on HBO?
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