Stuff You Should Know How To Do

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bayonetbrant

April 21, 2015, 12:59:23 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

BanzaiCat

#1
April 21, 2015, 01:13:46 PM
Not sure I agree with the Hemingway comment. The man couldn't have been that tough - he'd never have been a boxer, for instance, because he couldn't take a shot to the head.

Centurion40

#2
April 21, 2015, 02:00:44 PM
Yea, I can pass for an American!!

"I am Godzilla, and you are Japan!"
Any time is a good time for pie.

DoctorQuest

#3
April 21, 2015, 02:20:00 PM
I don't drink or smoke. You can keep the wine, beer and cigars.

I would add raise your kids to be productive citizens (if you have any). That is sorely lacking in some places.
"Everything you read on the internet is true." - Benjamin Franklin

"Zero-G and I feel fine....." - John Glenn

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." - Adam Savage, inventor of the alternative fact.

Boggit

#4
April 21, 2015, 04:54:38 PM
"You should have at least a half dozen or so decent recipes at our disposal for when you entertain friends from work or that special lady you're starting to date. How about giving your wife a break on special occasion, or for no reason at all."

I'm guessing that the wife will appreciate you not entertaining "that special lady you're starting to date" much more than your gourmet chef skills!  :2funny: ;)
The most shocking fact about war is that its victims and its instruments are individual human beings, and that these individual beings are condemned by the monstrous conventions of politics to murder or be murdered in quarrels not their own. Aldous Huxley

Foul Temptress! (Mirth replying to Gus) ;)

On a good day, our legislature has the prestige of a drunk urinating on a wall at 4am and getting most of it on his shoe. On a good day  ::) Steelgrave

It's kind of silly to investigate whether or not a Clinton is lying. That's sort of like investigating why the sky is blue. Banzai_Cat

GDS_Starfury

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April 21, 2015, 05:00:52 PM Last Edit: April 21, 2015, 05:56:50 PM by GDS_Starfury
How do you think threesomes happen?  ^-^
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

DoctorQuest

#6
April 21, 2015, 05:50:17 PM
I've got another one.

Learn to use condoms. Also a skill sorely lacking in some places.
"Everything you read on the internet is true." - Benjamin Franklin

"Zero-G and I feel fine....." - John Glenn

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." - Adam Savage, inventor of the alternative fact.

GDS_Starfury

#7
April 21, 2015, 05:57:14 PM
but Gus cant get knocked up.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

LongBlade

#8
April 22, 2015, 07:05:12 AM
Great list.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

bbmike

#9
April 22, 2015, 07:23:51 AM
Can't be that great of a list. It didn't mention wargaming at all.  ???
"My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplace of existence."
-Sherlock Holmes

"You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

"There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!"
-The Doctor

"Before Man goes to the stars he should learn how to live on Earth."
-Clifford D. Simak

GDS_Starfury

#10
April 22, 2015, 08:42:13 AM
Quote from: bbmike on April 22, 2015, 07:23:51 AM
Can't be that great of a list. It didn't mention wargaming at all.  ???

that is an excellent point.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Centurion40

#11
April 22, 2015, 08:45:48 AM
Wargaming is like breathing.  Does the list really need to say that one needs to know how to breathe?
Any time is a good time for pie.

BanzaiCat

#12
April 22, 2015, 09:39:44 AM
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