lol - will it never end...

bbmike · April 23, 2015, 11:33:36 AM

Quote from: Jarhead0331 on April 23, 2015, 10:13:53 AM
Quote from: Steelgrave on April 23, 2015, 09:48:07 AM
Tie it in with Goat Simulator and you can serve your goat tea. Now where else can that happen? I mean, besides Starfury's house any given weekend? O0

That is not tea he is serving. Its Jack Daniels.

Jack Daniels? Is he on a diet?

glen55 · April 23, 2015, 12:16:28 PM

Blue tea?

I guess it's rather obvious that a proper tea party simulator should be first person action, not some turn-based crap.

Jack Nastyface · April 23, 2015, 12:25:05 PM

I dunno...from what I am seeing, this simulator seems to be steeped in detailed. I might even prove to be the creme-de-la creme of all tea party simulators, and represent a refreshing break in the tea-time simulator war that has been brewing some time.

bob48 · April 23, 2015, 03:33:59 PM

Well, that's bound to stir things up a bit.

JudgeDredd · April 23, 2015, 03:35:42 PM

I don't know what all the fuss is about - it's just a storm in a tea cup!

bob48 · April 23, 2015, 03:39:34 PM

Yeah, we should leaf it alone now or MD will get all steamed up about it.

Nefaro · April 23, 2015, 03:43:55 PM

Quote from: Steelgrave on April 23, 2015, 09:48:07 AM
Tie it in with Goat Simulator and you can serve your goat tea.

A tie-in with I Am Bread may be more appropriate.

bob48 · April 23, 2015, 03:45:14 PM

Good idea. I'll raise my cup and toast you for that.

JudgeDredd · April 23, 2015, 03:46:19 PM

I would like to see Tea Party Simulator with Digestive Biscuit Simulator. Dunk away lads!

bob48 · April 23, 2015, 03:49:46 PM

The first rule of biscuit dunking, is that when half the biscuit goes prematurely soggy, and drops into the cup - NEVER try and fish it out with the other half of the biscuit.

A note to non UK thread participants; for 'biscuits' read 'cookies'.

Nefaro · April 23, 2015, 03:51:10 PM

Quote from: bob48 on April 23, 2015, 03:49:46 PM
The first rule of biscuit dunking, is that when half the biscuit goes prematurely soggy, and drops into the cup - NEVER try and fish it out with the other half of the biscuit.

A note to non UK thread participants; for 'biscuits' read 'cookies'.

Biscuits - cookies. Chips - Fries. Bonnets - Hoods.

Will it never end?! :D

bob48 · April 23, 2015, 03:54:14 PM

Not while we can squeeze a pun out of it ;)

JudgeDredd · April 23, 2015, 03:55:19 PM

Quote from: bob48 on April 23, 2015, 03:49:46 PM
The first rule of biscuit dunking, is that when half the biscuit goes prematurely soggy, and drops into the cup - NEVER try and fish it out with the other half of the biscuit.

A note to non UK thread participants; for 'biscuits' read 'cookies'.

In fact - just chuck the tea away - it's pretty useless after that (well...after eating the other half of biscuit)

And besides - never EVER use a biscuit not designed for dunking!

Huw the Poo · April 23, 2015, 04:05:41 PM

Quote from: JudgeDredd on April 23, 2015, 03:55:19 PM
In fact - just chuck the tea away - it's pretty useless after that (well...after eating the other half of biscuit)

And besides - never EVER use a biscuit not designed for dunking!

Wise words my Scottish friend. I generally stick to the old classics digestive or rich tea. Anything less manly than that and you're asking for trouble. Maybe a custard cream if you're a veteran dunker.

bob48 · April 23, 2015, 04:09:23 PM

Or a hobnob if you want to try something risky O0