Hey Jarhead, need a legal assistant?

Steelgrave · April 25, 2015, 05:28:00 PM

If so, I suggest you keep on looking..... 8)

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/04/24/f-ck-this-court_n_7136176.html?ncid=txtlnkusaolp00000592

LongBlade · April 25, 2015, 05:59:01 PM

Saw that the other day. An impressive command of legal language.

Jarhead0331 · April 25, 2015, 08:23:38 PM

Pro se litigants are the worst. I hate dealing with them. They never will let you just do your job...to them, it is always personal. The last one, whose case I got dismissed, got so angry with me, he had to physically be detained by a court officer. One of the most spectacular and memorable moments of my legal career was when he was yelling at me so impassioned that his dentures actually shot out of his mouth. True story.

Gusington · April 25, 2015, 08:29:28 PM

Did they hit you?

Steelgrave · April 25, 2015, 08:45:41 PM

Quote from: Jarhead0331 on April 25, 2015, 08:23:38 PM
Pro se litigants are the worst. I hate dealing with them. They never will let you just do your job...to them, it is always personal. The last one, whose case I got dismissed, got so angry with me, he had to physically be detained by a court officer. One of the most spectacular and memorable moments of my legal career was when he was yelling at me so impassioned that his dentures actually shot out of his mouth. True story.

Frickin' awesome!

jejo68 · April 26, 2015, 06:03:59 AM

Quote from: Gusington on April 25, 2015, 08:29:28 PM
Did they hit you?

Wouldnt that constitute assault if they did ? :)

airboy · April 26, 2015, 09:23:22 AM

That was amazing.

LongBlade · April 26, 2015, 09:54:57 AM

Quote from: Steelgrave on April 25, 2015, 08:45:41 PM
Quote from: Jarhead0331 on April 25, 2015, 08:23:38 PM
Pro se litigants are the worst. I hate dealing with them. They never will let you just do your job...to them, it is always personal. The last one, whose case I got dismissed, got so angry with me, he had to physically be detained by a court officer. One of the most spectacular and memorable moments of my legal career was when he was yelling at me so impassioned that his dentures actually shot out of his mouth. True story.

Frickin' awesome!

Yeah. Would love to see some vid of that.

Plus you being like 6'5"...heh. Would have liked to see his face when he rolled up to you and looked up.

Centurion40 · April 28, 2015, 07:30:00 AM

Quote from: Steelgrave on April 25, 2015, 08:45:41 PM
Quote from: Jarhead0331 on April 25, 2015, 08:23:38 PM
Pro se litigants are the worst. I hate dealing with them. They never will let you just do your job...to them, it is always personal. The last one, whose case I got dismissed, got so angry with me, he had to physically be detained by a court officer. One of the most spectacular and memorable moments of my legal career was when he was yelling at me so impassioned that his dentures actually shot out of his mouth. True story.

Frickin' awesome!

Amen!!! 8)

LongBlade · April 28, 2015, 03:48:27 PM

Jarhead, in case you decide to brush up on some law school courses, I would highly recommend Drexel.

QuoteA Philadelphia law school professor says she was "mortified" when she discovered that she had inadvertently sent students a link to a porn site rather than an article about writing legal briefs earlier this month.

source: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2015/04/28/philly-professor-mortified-after-sending-porn-link-to-students/

mirth · April 28, 2015, 03:53:21 PM

^That's lousy journalism. They didn't include the link in the article! >:(