It's Friday my Groggy Gamers

undercovergeek · April 28, 2015, 06:25:57 AM

Spent most of the weekend shooting at Con and Jomni as planned, Con has gone away on business i think so i can concentrate on Jomni and his dispicable forces

Also, after a good deal of ummm and ahhhing i found a game most suitable for sitting swirling Jamesons in a glass that doesnt involve a Medieval family tree and back stabbing allies in CKII (not theres anything at all wrong with that)

I played through the tutorial levels of CMANO and loved it, i shall be watching a lets play of a proper scenario this evening and hopefully having a go without my training wheels later on

.........and to go along with the new theme of the weekend thread my last ex pretended to be pregnant, after 5 months when id had enough of her and her friends emails telling me i was going to be a father i went round to her house to find funnily enough no bump, she said it had died, inside her, but they hadnt taken it out yet and would i like to have sex with her that night, faked a rape by another ex boyfriend to get me to call her, faked a mugging, and a car accident to get me to go round, rang social services and said i was abusing my daughter to which i had to sit in a police interview whilst people id never seen asked my daughter questions about what we did together, faked a suicide attempt, tried to have me committed......... theres more but that should be enough to make everyone wary of a woman scorned

bob48 · April 28, 2015, 07:00:43 AM

Bloody hell. You should write a book - it would be an international best seller and them made into a film with a TV mini series spin-off.

Makes my weekend of looking for a missing sock a bit tame.

Sir Slash · April 28, 2015, 07:19:43 AM

UCG Takes first place. Loves hurts. And sometimes hurts you.

panzerde · April 28, 2015, 08:41:45 AM

Quote from: bob48 on April 28, 2015, 07:00:43 AM
Bloody hell. You should write a book - it would be an international best seller and them made into a film with a TV mini series spin-off.

Makes my weekend of looking for a missing sock a bit tame.

Well yes, but it was a right bastard of a sock, wasn't it?

bob48 · April 28, 2015, 08:48:05 AM

Yeah, vicious and feral so it was.

Boggit · April 28, 2015, 09:01:09 AM

Bloody hell, UCG - you're having fun! :o

I hope you reported her for harassment, and it probably wouldn't hurt getting a non-molestation order against her, so that she doesn't come near you without getting arrested. It looks like you also have all the ingredients for a defamation action too, in that she has intentionally tried to damage your good reputation by her lies. You don't have to go through with it, but a warning letter from your Solicitor might be enough to make her think twice in future.

Gusington · April 28, 2015, 09:11:22 AM

UCG wins everything today.

undercovergeek · April 28, 2015, 09:13:04 AM

lol

there were 'men in a van' who had a quiet word with her whilst i was asked to go report something/anything in a police station so it couldnt possibly have had anything to do with me because i was talking to a lovely desk sergeant

Cyrano · April 28, 2015, 10:51:27 AM

Mind you, sock bites can be pretty nasty...

panzerde · April 28, 2015, 10:56:30 AM

My sister was ønce bitten by a søck...

Huw the Poo · April 28, 2015, 12:23:34 PM

Quote from: panzerde on April 28, 2015, 10:56:30 AM
My sister was ønce bitten by a søck...

Well played, sir!

bob48 · April 28, 2015, 01:14:24 PM

This is like a Monty Python sketch.............

Sir Slash · April 28, 2015, 01:37:00 PM

The dangerous thing about socks is they travel in pairs. :-X

Dimitris · April 29, 2015, 04:11:36 AM

Quote from: undercovergeek on April 28, 2015, 06:25:57 AM
.........and to go along with the new theme of the weekend thread my last ex pretended to be pregnant, after 5 months when id had enough of her and her friends emails telling me i was going to be a father i went round to her house to find funnily enough no bump, she said it had died, inside her, but they hadnt taken it out yet and would i like to have sex with her that night, faked a rape by another ex boyfriend to get me to call her, faked a mugging, and a car accident to get me to go round, rang social services and said i was abusing my daughter to which i had to sit in a police interview whilst people id never seen asked my daughter questions about what we did together, faked a suicide attempt, tried to have me committed......... theres more but that should be enough to make everyone wary of a woman scorned

I think that takes the cake, no contest.