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besilarius

May 06, 2015, 08:14:31 PM
http://www.brobible.com/life/article/man-cooking-ramen-speedo-rockets/

    "It was these sounds that alerted neighbors to call the fire department. When the emergency workers opened the door to Mr. Ye's room they could vaguely see him through a cloud of smoke, wearing a Speedo, on all fours, legs spread, and yelling 'Owwwww!!!'"

    Mr. Ye later described his ordeal to the media saying all the fireworks seemed to fly as if they somehow intended to hit him in his banana hammock. His only defense was to flail his feet wildly in a desperate attempt to block one or two."
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

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LongBlade

#1
May 06, 2015, 08:59:55 PM
Hmmm. Tough call.

This is an intermediate level of crunken antics. Either is capable of it; both are capable of so much more.

I'd call this one an icebreaker for an early Friday outing. Coin toss as to who it would happen to.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

mirth

#2
May 06, 2015, 09:16:56 PM
I only cook Ramen while in the buff.

Star, on the other hand, is from the Land of the Speedo.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Gusington

#3
May 06, 2015, 09:28:44 PM
Star only cooks buff while in the ramen.
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LongBlade

#4
May 06, 2015, 10:42:42 PM
Quote from: Gusington on May 06, 2015, 09:28:44 PM
Star only cooks buff while in the ramen.

There's a joke in there about miso (meeso) ramen soup, but I'm too lazy to work on it.

Suffice it to say that the Jargyle Avenger will soon arrive to save the day.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

BanzaiCat

#5
May 07, 2015, 05:59:36 AM
To not cook Ramen in the raw, is just fettu-cheating.

Okay, I'm wonton to go and hide now.

mirth

#6
May 07, 2015, 07:27:51 AM
Quote from: LongBlade on May 06, 2015, 10:42:42 PM
Suffice it to say that the Jargyle Avenger will soon arrive to save the day.

Now you've done it.  ;D
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Centurion40

#7
May 07, 2015, 07:49:42 AM
We need more details in the story to know which one it was.  Specifically what alcoholic beverage that the individual was drinking at the time.  Then again, that knowledge might not help at all!
Any time is a good time for pie.

LongBlade

#8
May 07, 2015, 07:57:46 AM
Quote from: Centurion40 on May 07, 2015, 07:49:42 AM
We need more details in the story to know which one it was.  Specifically what alcoholic beverage that the individual was drinking at the time.  Then again, that knowledge might not help at all!

All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

mirth

#9
May 07, 2015, 08:05:50 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

OJsDad

#10
May 07, 2015, 10:00:46 AM
And a Donut Palace right next door too. 
'Here at NASA we all pee the same color.'  Al Harrison from the movie Hidden Figures.

Martok

#11
May 07, 2015, 03:20:58 PM
Ironically, I made Ramen with my dinner today.  I was sober and wearing pants, though.  :-[ 




Quote from: LongBlade on May 07, 2015, 07:57:46 AM

ROFL!  :2funny: 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

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GDS_Starfury

#12
May 07, 2015, 03:29:26 PM
Ramen is great to use in pho bowls.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

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