Our Next Grog Fortress

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Nefaro

#75
October 21, 2014, 01:41:50 PM
A Star Fortress with a damn moat? 

Jackpot!

Barthheart

#76
October 21, 2014, 01:42:38 PM
Yeah but that land connection has got to go.....

Nefaro

#77
October 21, 2014, 01:49:15 PM
Quote from: Barthheart on October 21, 2014, 01:42:38 PM
Yeah but that land connection has got to go.....



Explosives can solve many problems.  Plus it would be some good fireworks to kick off the first house party.

GDS_Starfury

#78
October 21, 2014, 02:43:14 PM
your in charge of the dungeon.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

LongBlade

#80
May 20, 2015, 09:07:45 AM
I found a new contender for the GH fortress - a 510,000 acre ranch in Texas.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3087774/America-s-biggest-ranch-larger-LONDON-goes-sale-713million-Texas.html
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Martok

#81
May 20, 2015, 02:35:29 PM
No thanks.  I've no interest in living in Hell. 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

LongBlade

#82
May 20, 2015, 02:43:04 PM
Quote from: Martok on May 20, 2015, 02:35:29 PM
No thanks.  I've no interest in living in Hell.

Hell? That would be paradise. All the game you could want to hunt. All the land you could want to hike. Sounds awesome to me.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Martok

#83
May 20, 2015, 03:00:16 PM
I can't be out in the sun, and I melt when the thermometer hits 85 degrees (there are days when moving to Alaska is really tempting)... 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

LongBlade

#84
May 20, 2015, 03:08:18 PM
Quote from: Martok on May 20, 2015, 03:00:16 PM
I can't be out in the sun

That's why we have minions:



Quoteand I melt when the thermometer hits 85 degrees (there are days when moving to Alaska is really tempting)...

That's why we have AC:

All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

undercovergeek

#85
May 20, 2015, 04:23:33 PM
Quote from: Martok on May 20, 2015, 03:00:16 PM
I can't be out in the sun, and I melt when the thermometer hits 85 degrees (there are days when moving to Alaska is really tempting)...

im with Martok - can we not find an ice palace somewhere, or a really kick ass igloo?

Gusington

#86
May 20, 2015, 08:19:22 PM
Is that ranch near Waco, by chance?
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

GDS_Starfury

#87
May 20, 2015, 08:21:16 PM
think of all the spiders on that land Martok.   :2funny:
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Mr. Bigglesworth

#88
May 20, 2015, 09:34:32 PM
Black Widows (under air conditioner, once in toilet), Scorpions (usually under shoes, occasionally inside, once in tub), 2 things I don't miss about Texas. Fire ants are everywhere. That would hold a lot of ants.
"Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; "
- Shakespeare's Henry V, Act III, 1598

Nefaro

#89
May 20, 2015, 11:14:23 PM
Quote from: Gusington on May 20, 2015, 08:19:22 PM
Is that ranch near Waco, by chance?


It could get real hot there if the ATF ever found out about the fortress.   

Martok may not be the only one melting.
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