Fukushima Nuke Plant Ordered to Stop Using Windows XP

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mirth

May 20, 2015, 11:04:29 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

LongBlade

#1
May 20, 2015, 11:18:01 AM
I believe the proper phrase is, "Penny wise and pound foolish."
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

mirth

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May 20, 2015, 11:25:23 AM
How the hell are they going to stop Godzilla when the computers all BSOD?!
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

BanzaiCat

#3
May 20, 2015, 12:02:52 PM
Huw the Poo argument for Linux in 3...2...1...

undercovergeek

#4
May 20, 2015, 12:07:38 PM
he would but his graphics card isnt working  :2funny:

GDS_Starfury

#5
May 20, 2015, 01:15:08 PM
^^^  thats just mean.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Nefaro

#6
May 20, 2015, 03:52:07 PM
They better hurry up and upgrade to Windows 7 before it becomes unavailable and they get shoehorned into that tablet-wannabe piece of shit Windows 8.

;)

undercovergeek

#7
May 20, 2015, 04:29:24 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on May 20, 2015, 01:15:08 PM
^^^  thats just mean.

its like Microsoft Jesus was looking down and decided to smite him and his Linux fanboy ass

mirth

#8
May 20, 2015, 04:37:31 PM


"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

undercovergeek

#9
May 20, 2015, 04:44:08 PM
You know you're the biggest reason why hot fluid gets blown out of my nose?  O0

Windigo

#10
May 20, 2015, 04:49:58 PM
Quote from: undercovergeek on May 20, 2015, 04:44:08 PM
You know you're the biggest reason why hot fluid gets blown out of my nose?  O0

I had to reread that sentence...
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

undercovergeek

#11
May 20, 2015, 04:51:23 PM
Quote from: Windigo on May 20, 2015, 04:49:58 PM
Quote from: undercovergeek on May 20, 2015, 04:44:08 PM
You know you're the biggest reason why hot fluid gets blown out of my nose?  O0

I had to reread that sentence...

its important to note that the hot fluid isnt Mirths

its mine

undercovergeek

#12
May 20, 2015, 04:52:10 PM
Quote from: undercovergeek on May 20, 2015, 04:51:23 PM
Quote from: Windigo on May 20, 2015, 04:49:58 PM
Quote from: undercovergeek on May 20, 2015, 04:44:08 PM
You know you're the biggest reason why hot fluid gets blown out of my nose?  O0

I had to reread that sentence...

its important to note that the hot fluid isnt Mirths

its mine

that might not have come out quite right

it sounded better in my head

bob48

#13
May 20, 2015, 04:54:38 PM
...ah, you're hearing those voices in your head again are you?.......................

..oh dear.
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

mirth

#14
May 20, 2015, 05:22:00 PM
Quote from: undercovergeek on May 20, 2015, 04:44:08 PM
You know you're the biggest reason why hot fluid gets blown out of my nose?  O0

I wish I could say that was the first time I've been told that.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus
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