Which Middle Earth Race Are You?

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Atilla60

June 18, 2015, 11:48:44 AM
Apparently I'm a Dwarf  ???

QuoteYou are a dwarf! Rustic and proud, you keep your kin close and your money closer! You're not afraid of a little dirt or a little fight. Just goes to show, size doesn't match bravery.

https://www.playbuzz.com/jessicaf23/which-middle-earth-race-are-you
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Centurion40

#1
June 18, 2015, 11:58:18 AM
Apparently, I'm a human!!  :o  Who knew??!!
Any time is a good time for pie.

mirth

#2
June 18, 2015, 11:58:47 AM
Dwarf. Least I'm not one of them filthy Hobbitses.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#3
June 18, 2015, 11:59:04 AM
Quote from: Centurion40 on June 18, 2015, 11:58:18 AM
Apparently, I'm a human!!  :o  Who knew??!!

No one around here :P
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Barthheart

#4
June 18, 2015, 12:08:07 PM
Dwarf......  :knuppel2:

mirth

#5
June 18, 2015, 12:12:54 PM
We have a raiding party shaping up nicely.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Barthheart

#6
June 18, 2015, 12:21:53 PM
Long as we're raiding fer beer... and babes.  8)

Martok

#7
June 18, 2015, 01:00:20 PM
Another dwarf here -- as is proper.  8) 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

GDS_Starfury

#8
June 18, 2015, 01:02:56 PM
I see no reason for Gus to take this test.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

mirth

#9
June 18, 2015, 01:08:47 PM
He'd be devastated if he got anything other than dwarf.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

GDS_Starfury

#10
June 18, 2015, 01:42:44 PM
Hobbit you dumbass.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

bob48

#11
June 18, 2015, 01:48:19 PM
I'm a wizard!

Mwhahaha
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

mirth

#12
June 18, 2015, 02:12:49 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on June 18, 2015, 01:42:44 PM
Hobbit you dumbass.

He refers to himself as dwarf. We call him Hobbit.

Do I need to smack you with the hoes again?
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bob48

#13
June 18, 2015, 02:14:25 PM
He's such a duck hat at times.....
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

jejo68

#14
June 18, 2015, 03:41:34 PM
Quote from: Atilla60 on June 18, 2015, 11:48:44 AM
Apparently I'm a Dwarf  ???

QuoteYou are a dwarf! Rustic and proud, you keep your kin close and your money closer! You're not afraid of a little dirt or a little fight. Just goes to show, size doesn't match bravery.

https://www.playbuzz.com/jessicaf23/which-middle-earth-race-are-you

Me too. Well they are depicted after old norsemen after all   :)
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