How to ruin Adolf's whole day

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besilarius

July 24, 2015, 06:23:41 AM
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BanzaiCat

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July 24, 2015, 06:51:21 AM
Wonder how Gus will feel that Adolph might be a distant relative?  ^-^

Steelgrave

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July 24, 2015, 07:51:59 AM
Maybe that's why Gus can't grow a good 'stache.  ^-^  It's genetic.

JasonPratt

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July 24, 2015, 11:38:49 AM
I've heard for a while that Hitler had Jewish heritage; first clear evidence in favor of it though.
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July 24, 2015, 07:18:33 PM
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Gusington

#5
July 24, 2015, 09:48:16 PM
^Best use of that I've ever seen!

I have read this theory before. IIRC his father was one quarter jewish and he used to beat his mother. That's how his hatred began. Supposedly.
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LongBlade

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July 24, 2015, 09:55:24 PM
Ya can't fix fucktard.
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Atilla60

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July 25, 2015, 12:28:06 AM
Quote from: LongBlade on July 24, 2015, 09:55:24 PM
Ya can't fix fucktard.

Sums it up pretty well  O0
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July 25, 2015, 04:05:40 PM
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