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Bison · July 25, 2015, 04:57:18 PM

Gusington · July 25, 2015, 04:58:09 PM

Dazzler is just a stone's throw from Aquaman. Being a chick on skates makes her automatically hawt though.

Bison · July 25, 2015, 04:59:47 PM

Bison · July 25, 2015, 05:00:20 PM

She's basically a superhero who moonlights as a member of ABBA.

JasonPratt · July 25, 2015, 05:15:52 PM

Gusington · July 25, 2015, 05:17:39 PM

Wasn't Aquaman also in ABBA?

Bison · July 25, 2015, 05:18:20 PM

So did Aquaman help with Sharknado? That's really the only way I see his powers being useful at all.

Bison · July 25, 2015, 05:18:53 PM

Quote from: Gusington on July 25, 2015, 05:17:39 PM
Wasn't Aquaman also in ABBA?

He as a stagehand and pumped the gas for the tour bus iirc.

BanzaiCat · July 25, 2015, 05:38:52 PM

Sharknado 3 is supposed to be INNN SPAAAAACE

So no Aquaghey in that one.

Bison · July 25, 2015, 05:55:57 PM

Even in a movie about sharks, Aquaman is useless.

Hot lead and dirty talk! · July 25, 2015, 06:01:11 PM

What does Aquaman and an ambulance have in common? They both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo!

Huw the Poo · July 25, 2015, 06:02:27 PM

I usually understand very little of what you guys talk about. I've considered revealing as much plenty of times, but it seems particularly pertinent this evening.

bayonetbrant · July 25, 2015, 06:47:04 PM

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0098137/

Steelgrave · July 25, 2015, 07:36:25 PM

Quote from: Huw the Poo on July 25, 2015, 06:02:27 PM
I usually understand very little of what you guys talk about. I've considered revealing as much plenty of times, but it seems particularly pertinent this evening.

Weren't you issued your Random Thread Creator and Decoder Ring when you joined??? No wonder you're confused!!!

Huw the Poo · July 25, 2015, 08:13:29 PM

Quote from: Steelgrave on July 25, 2015, 07:36:25 PM
Weren't you issued your Random Thread Creator and Decoder Ring when you joined??? No wonder you're confused!!!

I just got a Pun Generator +5 which I gave to Bob. :(