"Feeling Old" 2015 Edition

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Gusington

#165
August 02, 2015, 04:11:47 PM
 :o jeez people
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mirth

#166
August 02, 2015, 04:33:17 PM Last Edit: August 02, 2015, 05:41:24 PM by mirth
Quote from: Gusington on August 02, 2015, 12:41:09 PM
My girls are 7 and 9 so take a number. Sounds like I'm next.

I have a 10 year old daughter.  I'm entering the Danger Zone. I'm hoping she takes most of it out on her mother.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

LongBlade

#167
August 02, 2015, 05:39:35 PM
16 and 17.

Y'all call me if you need advice.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

mirth

#168
August 02, 2015, 05:46:22 PM
Quote from: LongBlade on August 02, 2015, 05:39:35 PM
16 and 17.

Y'all call me if you need advice.

Damn LB. Let me know if you need to talk.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

MetalDog

#169
August 02, 2015, 05:55:06 PM
22 next month.  Anyone else?
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

LongBlade

#170
August 02, 2015, 05:56:57 PM
Quote from: mirth on August 02, 2015, 05:46:22 PM
Quote from: LongBlade on August 02, 2015, 05:39:35 PM
16 and 17.

Y'all call me if you need advice.

Damn LB. Let me know if you need to talk.

Ha! I don't tell you a tenth of the drama that rolls through here. Thanks, but I'm coping well enough.

(Yay! I finally get to use this smiley!)

Y'all call me if you need anything.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Sir Slash

#171
August 02, 2015, 10:30:27 PM
My Step-Daughter is 26, happily married to a great guy, and pregnant with her first child. I helped best with raising her right, as I do with most things, by staying out of the way. My Grandson I plan on ruining however.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

LongBlade

#172
August 02, 2015, 10:58:05 PM
Quote from: Sir Slash on August 02, 2015, 10:30:27 PM
My Step-Daughter is 26, happily married to a great guy, and pregnant with her first child. I helped best with raising her right, as I do with most things, by staying out of the way. My Grandson I plan on ruining however.

Heh. Awesome.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Labbug

#173
August 03, 2015, 10:32:35 AM
I have 28 year old daughter.  She got an English degree, worked a couple of years and now starts her last year of year of nursing school in the fall.  She is also planning a wedding in the fall of 2016.

LongBlade

#174
August 03, 2015, 10:58:39 AM
So daughters *can* grow up and live happily ever after. Who knew?  :)
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Sir Slash

#175
August 03, 2015, 12:47:09 PM
And they, unlike sons, move out of the house eventually.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Barthheart

#176
August 03, 2015, 05:37:49 PM
Quote from: Sir Slash on August 03, 2015, 12:47:09 PM
And they, unlike sons, move out of the house eventually.

If Moms would quit make food and doing laundry for them the boys would leave too.  ^-^

bayonetbrant

#177
August 03, 2015, 05:40:25 PM
Quote from: Barthheart on August 03, 2015, 05:37:49 PMIf Moms would quit make food and doing laundry for them the boys would leave too.  ^-^

says the guy with no kids...
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Barthheart

#178
August 03, 2015, 05:56:27 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on August 03, 2015, 05:40:25 PM
Quote from: Barthheart on August 03, 2015, 05:37:49 PMIf Moms would quit make food and doing laundry for them the boys would leave too.  ^-^

says the guy with no kids...

8)

Sir Slash

#179
August 03, 2015, 06:33:11 PM
None he claims anyway.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.
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