"Feeling Old" 2015 Edition

[BanzaiCat]

The above would be correct but I've cut my own hair for many years.

But you're bald, aren't you?  ;D

Ummm...that was kinda the joke.  ::)

Actually, I was guessing. The only photo of Gus I've seen is the one where he's prone on the firing range, with cover. I Photoshopped him to a more funner size than he really is.

[Gusington]

There is no more funner size than me.

[Sir Slash]

I understand he does his best work prone. Cover or no cover.

[Arctic Blast]

His greatest advantage in a battle environment is his portability. Larger soldiers can carry him around in a pocket and deploy him at will.

[mirth]

Gus, the original MANPAD.

[undercovergeek]

Gus, the original MANPAD.

Like a tenna lady?

[Staggerwing]

Gus, the original MANPAD.

Like a tenna lady?

Hey, in a pinch those kinds of feminine products things make for a great sterile wound dressing. Perhaps it should be mentioned in the Go-Bag thread for the married folk. Why spend extra on field dressings when the Wife's girly things are already paid for?

[mirth]

I really like the direction this thread is taking

[Sir Slash]

That's what I'll tell my wife the next time she finds strange girly things under the front seat of my truck," Honey I just keep them in case of a need for sterile dressings". Somehow I think my need for sterile dressings will go up.

[Arctic Blast]

That's what I'll tell my wife the next time she finds strange girly things under the front seat of my truck," Honey I just keep them in case of a need for sterile dressings". Somehow I think my need for sterile dressings will go up.

Listen Slash, I'm pretty sure that she's figured out your love for wearing frilly underthings by now. You aren't fooling anyone.

[Gusington]

He fooled me but I was busy.

[Cyrano]

Restricting yourself to only UNDER things is so last century...go big or go home...

[Nefaro]

Gus, the original MANPAD.

Like a tenna lady?

Hey, in a pinch those kinds of feminine products things make for a great sterile wound dressing. Perhaps it should be mentioned in the Go-Bag thread for the married folk. Why spend extra on field dressings when the Wife's girly things are already paid for?

That's what Kotex originally was.  Battle dressings.  Then the nurses started using them for their own purposes... in WWI iirc.. and the company caught on to it later.

It's what I've read, anyway. 


You may now return to your regularly scheduled Gusyfication.

[LongBlade]

You may now return to your regularly scheduled Gusyfication.

Excellent.

[Sir Slash]

They're not Frilly Underthings. They are STER--RILE DRESS--SINGS.  ::) Got it?  Actually many years ago before Holy Matrimony wrapped me in it's embrace, an occasional stray pair of women's panties would show-up in my laundry basket from time to time.
   I learned quick never ask a girl, "Are these panties yours"? There's only 2 possible answers, neither good for you. No. 1 "No, they are not mine. So.... Who's are they"? No. 2 "Yes, they are mine. But who did you think they belonged to"?
   The only way to win a game you can't possibly win at, is to not play. If you're REALLY good you can try, "They're for you, Love. For your birthday. Surprise"!! But that's only got about a one in ten chance of success.
   At my age now it's about 50/50 I recognize my own underware in the laundry basket anymore. And this thread IS really starting to make me feel old. So I'll  :-X about it.