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bayonetbrant

August 25, 2015, 05:00:24 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

mirth

#1
August 25, 2015, 05:03:31 PM
^NERDS!!!
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

GDS_Starfury

#2
August 25, 2015, 05:24:58 PM
Bart got a chubby.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Staggerwing

#3
August 25, 2015, 06:35:54 PM
All that concentrated brainpower must have caused a temporary localized distortion in the time-space continuum.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

mirth

#4
August 25, 2015, 06:51:13 PM
Great Scott!
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Staggerwing

#5
August 25, 2015, 06:59:19 PM


Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

mirth

#6
August 25, 2015, 07:13:01 PM
This is officially the dorkiest Grogheads thread ever.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Airborne Rifles

#7
August 25, 2015, 08:57:59 PM
All that brain power, and yet, none of them managed to invent the flux capacitor.

Staggerwing

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August 25, 2015, 08:59:54 PM
Quote from: Airborne Rifles on August 25, 2015, 08:57:59 PM
All that brain power, and yet, none of them managed to invent the flux capacitor.

Suddenly I feel a little less of an underachiever.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

bayonetbrant

#9
August 25, 2015, 09:59:09 PM
Quote from: Staggerwing on August 25, 2015, 08:59:54 PM
Quote from: Airborne Rifles on August 25, 2015, 08:57:59 PM
All that brain power, and yet, none of them managed to invent the flux capacitor.

Suddenly I feel a little less of an underachiever.

We can work on that for you, y'know
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

LongBlade

#10
August 26, 2015, 09:08:12 AM
I dunno. Look at them. They're just sitting or standing around. Why don't they do something?
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Sir Slash

#11
August 26, 2015, 11:08:11 AM
And the weird thing is they were all there for a Pokémon Convention. :idiot2:
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

BanzaiCat

#12
August 26, 2015, 12:02:55 PM

Centurion40

#13
August 26, 2015, 12:22:31 PM
So Schrodinger, Heisenberg, and Einstein walk into a bar....
Any time is a good time for pie.

LongBlade

#14
August 26, 2015, 12:27:44 PM
Ya know, Heisenburg might have been wrong.

Before I clicked on this thread all those guys were dead. There is no uncertainty.

What a dummy.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
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