Bizarre, Shower with your Dad game?

[Grim.Reaper]

Wow...I thought I have seen it all (goats, etc.) when it comes to games and especially being sold on steam, but I think this one might top them all.......I kid you not.....we have "Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015: Do You Still Shower With Your Dad" coming soon to Steam.....speechless.

http://store.steampowered.com/app/359050/

About This Game
Check out the original SHOWER Steam Greenlight trailer on YouTube!

Please note that the censored version shown in the above screenshots and trailers are for public marketing images only. Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015 in-game genitalia remains 100% uncut.

"Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015: Do You Still Shower With Your Dad?" is a fast paced shower-simulation where you shower with your 8-bit dad.

- Fast Pace Dad Showering Simulation
- Includes 3 dads! That's likely more than the average amount!
- 3 different game modes including ENDURODAD (Endurance Run), DADATHLON (Fast Pace Dad Matching), and DAD DIVISIONS
- OST included!

[bayonetbrant]

oy

[Jarhead0331]

I wonder if the folks at rps will describe it as "ground breaking"?

[Zulu1966]

Wow...I thought I have seen it all (goats, etc.) when it comes to games and especially being sold on steam, but I think this one might top them all.......I kid you not.....we have "Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015: Do You Still Shower With Your Dad" coming soon to Steam.....speechless.

http://store.steampowered.com/app/359050/

About This Game
Check out the original SHOWER Steam Greenlight trailer on YouTube!

Please note that the censored version shown in the above screenshots and trailers are for public marketing images only. Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015 in-game genitalia remains 100% uncut.

"Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015: Do You Still Shower With Your Dad?" is a fast paced shower-simulation where you shower with your 8-bit dad.

- Fast Pace Dad Showering Simulation
- Includes 3 dads! That's likely more than the average amount!
- 3 different game modes including ENDURODAD (Endurance Run), DADATHLON (Fast Pace Dad Matching), and DAD DIVISIONS
- OST included!

I remember the days when you used to have to fight to get your game on steam - now it seems they will sell any ole shit. Regardless of what it is - the bit that dumbfounds me, is that it still took some effort to code it.

[jomni]

And who buys these?

[-budd-]

   The decline of civilization. That game might be one of the signs of the apocalypse. Just imagine the DLC.

[Sir Slash]

A game for Pedophiles who like to save water? Not my cup of Tea-Bag. 

[Huw the Poo]

Awww, not available on Linux.  What a shame!

[Capn Darwin]

Could have sold more as a Game of Thrones simulator.  >:D

[BanzaiCat]

Okay, I clicked the link and viewed the trailer. I wasn't thinking this was going to be anything close to what it was...but it was.  :'(

First reason to be worried: the video starts immediately with "The following trailer has been modified to suit American audiences."

???

Second reason: according to aforementioned trailer, you control a little boy that has to run up to the 'correct' dad in the shower, and do so as quickly as possible. That's pretty much the game.

Third reason: naughty bits are blurred out in the trailer. I can only imagine this was the "modification" for American audiences. Makes me sick thinking this might be pure nudity.

What utter, disgusting, perverted and molesty dreck.

[FarAway Sooner]

Could have sold more as a Game of Thrones simulator.  >:D

Game of Thrones Shower Simulator: Tywin Lannister.  There are so many bad "King's Hand" jokes here I don't even want to start.

You think maybe they designed this as a gag gift you could give your friends on Steam?  That is kind of sick...

[Sir Slash]

I think it's a plant by the intelligentsia to dis-credit gamers as pervs. Or else it's supposed to appeal congressmen to get some govt. money. 

[BanzaiCat]

Actually...this looks like it's a Comedy Central bit. Still kinda weird, but I stand somewhat corrected (still creeped out though):

- Featured on Comedy Central's @Midnight with Chris Hardwick!
http://www.cc.com/full-episodes/x58tvp/-midnight-tuesday--march-3--2015-season-2-ep-02069

"You know what I like? In the 8 bit world, all d[expletive] are equal." - Chris Hardwick, host of "@Midnight" on Comedy Central

"Also am I the only one that notices that that's a Tom Selleck moustache on your small child?" - Jessica Chobot, host of "NerdistNews" on Nerdist.com

"that's it i hate videogames" - John "Total Biscuit" Bain, man on youtube

[Toonces]

A game for Pedophiles who like to save water? Not my cup of Tea-Bag. 

Yeah, the idea of this game makes me want to Earl...

???

:o

8)

[undercovergeek]

thats your second attempt at an earl grey pun noone thought was funny 

im watching surfer boy - always watching