The Hate Crime That Never Happened

Started by Nefaro, September 26, 2015, 07:49:01 PM

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Ubercat

Quote from: Gusington on September 27, 2015, 09:30:59 AM
^How that shape kinda looks like a female butt. That offends me.

I'm offended that you would be such a chauvinist pig as to turn everything into an objectification of women's bodies.  :tickedoff:
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And I'm offended that... that...

Gimme a minute, I'll think of something, just you see...
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Sir Slash

I would like to speak on behave of Massive Book-Binders everywhere. We find the comparison of our likenesses to large female buttocks offensive and strangely titulating at the same time. Thank you for your time.
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JasonPratt

The hate crime that never happened continues never happening in this thread.  O0
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I hate that people are offended at running out of things to be offended about. I recommend the slighted, offended, to be offended they don't have a tail to chase.  >:D
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