Nuke Arms Race Begins

[Staggerwing]

I thought Malta was the key to world power and needed balancing?

Sounds like a job for Burkina Faso. They won't let those power-mad Maltese get away with anything.

[Nefaro]

I'm shocked.  SHOCKED, I say.  This was just so unexpected.

LOL.  Yeah.

Who could've seen this proliferation coming as a result?   ::)

[Gusington]

The Fourth World War will be fought with sticks and rocks between Malta and Burkina Faso.

[Staggerwing]

The Fourth World War will be fought with sticks and rocks between Malta and Burkina Faso.

Someone has been reading his Einstein.

[Gusington]

Yes - but I gave you the main combatants too. Full service.

[LongBlade]

Good. It leaves us out of it.

[Bison]

Well it'd be hard to get our dugout canoe navy to transport our stick and stone equipped marines to Malta or the Horn of Africa.

[Mr. Bigglesworth]

The cunning plan, is to let the crazy middle east be the counterbalance to global warming.

[Airborne Rifles]

You're right! And as a bonus, in the event of a nuclear war in the Middle Wast the global wind patterns will carry the fallout to...China!

Burkina Faso and Malta will be effected not at all.

[Gusington]

The key will be to survive WWIII, which will wipe out 4/5 of humanity before WWIV starts.

[Steelgrave]

Let's pretend for a minute that our elected officials aren't idiots.  Let's also pretend that they knew EXACTLY what they were doing when they made the deal with Iran.  My question is, why?  Why make that deal?  What is to be gained by letting Iran off of double secret probation?  What do they have, or have promised us, that we would POSSIBLY be ok with letting them enrich uranium?  It can't be oil, we've got gobs of that.  It can't be help with Daesh, Russia is taking care of that.  Maybe it's help with the Taliban?  Maybe they said they'd be our friends and take our side against China/Russia/some unknown super villain?  I don't know, but, it sure seems like if some dumbass from the backwoods of the South can figure out it's a bad idea, that the people who are more closely involved would figure out it's a bad idea and not do it.

I'd vote for you over most of those clowns any day, Dawg. But asking me to pretend our elected officials aren't idiots....too much of a stretch, brother.

[MetalDog]

Thanks, Steelie.  Not sure I'd want the job, but, I'd make it an Executive Order to Shanghai each of you into Cabinet positions ;)

[Steelgrave]

Thanks, Steelie.  Not sure I'd want the job, but, I'd make it an Executive Order to Shanghai each of you into Cabinet positions ;)

Can we run our own email servers through our home? I have Yahoo, bro!

[LongBlade]

Thanks, Steelie.  Not sure I'd want the job, but, I'd make it an Executive Order to Shanghai each of you into Cabinet positions ;)

Can we run our own email servers through our home? I have Yahoo, bro!

Yahoo is *way* more secure than what they were running.

Her admin left ports openly exposed to the outside. In today's world that should be criminal negligence.

[Bison]

In a rational world she'd be spending her night fearing federal prison and not deciding which fake accent to use and what race baiting statements to make at her next campaign stop.