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Started by bbmike, October 27, 2015, 11:47:19 AM

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mirth

Let this be a lesson, don't name your dog "Trigger".


QuoteThis past weekend, a chocolate Labrador retriever named "Trigger" accidentally shot an Indiana woman in the foot during during a hunting trip, according to news reports. An Indiana woman had left her loaded shotgun on the ground with the safety off. Trigger stepped on it, inadvertently pressing the trigger. The woman took a shotgun blast to her left foot at point-blank range.

Or maybe just don't leave a loaded shotgun laying around with the safety off.  ::)
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mirth

Go figure...

QuoteFlorida appears to be home to several more of these accidents
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Swatter

#3
The reporter liked writing that story way too much.

Gusington

Sounds like Trigger was on to something and was attempting to thin out our herd of human idiots. Good boy,Trigger.


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Staggerwing

Quote from: Gusington on October 27, 2015, 04:48:23 PM
Sounds like Trigger was on to something and was attempting to thin out our herd of human idiots. Good boy,Trigger.

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Centurion40

Quote from: Greybriar on October 28, 2015, 06:08:54 AM
Sort of like this:


That it was a Dachshund does not surprise me.  Mine's a killer, no way that I'd leave a loaded firearm within her reach!

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Centurion40

Quote from: mirth on October 27, 2015, 11:56:08 AM
Go figure...

QuoteFlorida appears to be home to several more of these accidents

That one of the Florida incidents was self-defence makes it all the more sweet.
Any time is a good time for pie.

LongBlade

Quote from: Centurion40 on October 28, 2015, 12:30:46 PM
That it was a Dachshund does not surprise me.  Mine's a killer, no way that I'd leave a loaded firearm within her reach!

Exactly.
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